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Binance Returns to the Country It Was Banned From for Being a Lawless Menace and People Are Like Yay I Can Lose All My Money Again

Crypto NewsDeFiFeatured 2 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of an Indian man wearing traditional clothing and holding a smartphone with the Google Play Store open on it showing Binance's logo. In the background is a cityscape at sunset with people walking down streets looking happy but oblivious to their surroundings as they stare into space in front of them, one person has coins falling out of his pocket while another holds an empty wallet. The man holding the smartphone looks concerned and worried about what he sees on screen.

The gullible idiots are rejoicing once again as their precious cryptocurrency is back on the Google Play Store and Apple App Store. Binance has finally registered with India’s Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU-IND) after being banned for seven months due to noncompliance with local regulations. Because, you know, it takes a whole year for these crypto exchanges to figure out that they need to follow the law

Source: cointelegraph

Binance returns to India as registered crypto exchange following 7-month ban
https://cointelegraph.com/news/binance-india-relaunch-fiu-registration
Crypto exchange Binance has reappeared on India’s Google Play Store and Apple App Store following a seven-month ban due to noncompliance with local regulations.  On Aug. 15, Binance’s website and Android and iOS apps were made available for crypto investors in India. Speaking to Cointelegraph, Binance confirmed that it had registered as a reporting entity with India’s Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU-IND) — a legal compliance requirement for all crypto exchanges […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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