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Binance Executive Detained for 6 Months Without Trial: Because Nothing Says ‘Justice’ Like a Little Bit of Medical Neglect, Isolation and Possibly Some Unpaid Taxes

Crypto NewsNewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Doug Martinez August 27, 2024

A comic illustration depicting a person in prison attire sitting on a hospital bed with IV tubes and medical equipment surrounding them. The figure's face contorts in pain while they clutch their throat due to severe tonsillitis, represented by red inflamed tissue. In the background, bars of a cell block stretch out into darkness, symbolizing isolation.

Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency… Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan’s health is taking a turn for the worse after six months in detention in Nigeria, where he’s being held on charges of alleged financial crimes totaling $34 million. Because what could possibly go wrong with detaining someone over accusations of money laundering and tax evasion? I mean, it’s not like Nigerian authorities have a history of human rights abuses or anything (cough). Anyway, Gambaryan’s family is raising concerns about his worsening health due to medical negligence, which is just peachy. Because what could be more fun than watching someone suffer in prison for crimes they may or may not have committed? And hey, at least the Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission plans to issue licenses to cryptocurrency exchanges soon! That’ll show those scammers who’s boss… said no one ever.

Source: cointelegraph

Concerns grow over Binance executive’s health during detention in Nigeria
https://cointelegraph.com/news/nigerian-binance-executive-tigran-gambaryan-detention-health-concerns
After six months in detention in Nigeria for alleged financial crimes totaling $34 million, concerns have been raised by the family of Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan about his worsening health. Nigerian authorities imprisoned Gambaryan for his alleged involvement in money laundering, currency speculation and tax evasion while working for crypto exchange Binance.  However, according to information provided by Gambaryan’s family, the Binance executive’s health continues to worsen due to prolonged […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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