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Binance Exec Walks Free: Nigeria Proves It Can’t Even Regulate Crypto to Save Its Life – And We’re All Just Living Our Best Lives Now

A comically exaggerated illustration depicting the Nigerian government's failed attempt at regulation with Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan walking free in handcuffs while holding keys and a 'free pass' sign amidst chaotic scenes of cryptocurrency chaos, complete with swirling digital coins and frantic investors. In the background, other regulatory bodies are shown getting tangled up in their own bureaucratic red tape.

It’s official: Nigeria can’t even get its own cryptocurrency drama right. They just let off Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan after seven months in prison for basically doing nothing at the company – a perfect example of how utterly useless and corrupt some governments are when it comes to regulating crypto (or anything else, really). Now he’s free to go back home and enjoy his non-existent Bitcoin fortune. Meanwhile, folks like Jemima Kelly keep me up all night with their hard-hitting journalism on this very topic.

Source: cointelegraph

On Oct. 23, the Nigerian government dropped all charges against Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan, who has been detained in a Nigerian prison for more than seven months.  The withdrawal of charges was announced by a lawyer representing the country’s government prosecutor, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). The lawyer representing the EFCC said that Gambaryan, a United States citizen, was not serving a key role at the cryptocurrency exchange […]

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