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Binance Exec Locked Up Forever Because Nigerian Prison Doctor Refuses to Cure Him for Free

AltcoinsCrypto NewsMemecoins 5 Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of a man in prison attire sitting alone in his cell with bars around him looking worried as he holds onto an empty wheelchair, outside his window there's a doctor standing holding a clipboard but not entering while behind them the judge sits at their desk writing. In the background is a hospital building and on top of it are two clocks showing different times one stopped at 24 hours and another moving forward in time with people running around frantically below.

Here we go again with another thrilling tale of cryptocurrency woes! Binance’s Tigran Gamabaryan got himself locked up in a Nigerian prison, because what could possibly go wrong when you’re dealing with crypto? And let me guess, he probably invested all his life savings into some shady altcoin that promised astronomical returns… Yeah, good luck getting those out of Nigeria. Anyway, the poor guy needs medical attention and can’t even get it from the prison doctor who’s more interested in disobeying court orders than actually doing their job

Source: bitcoin.com

Nigerian Prison Doctor Faces Arrest Over Jailed Binance Exec's Health Report
https://news.bitcoin.com/nigerian-prison-doctor-faces-arrest-over-jailed-binance-execs-health-report
On July 16, a Nigerian court issued an arrest warrant for a prison doctor who failed to provide jailed Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan’s medical report as demanded. The court also ordered prison officials to take Gambaryan to a local hospital for 24 hours of medical care. A Nigerian High Court judge has issued an arrest warrant for a Kuje Detention Centre doctor who failed to produce the medical report of […]
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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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