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Biggest Investment Scam of the Century Continues to Suck Money Out of People’s Pockets at Alarming Rate!

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 2 Sam Rogers September 16, 2024

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A illustration of a giant money vacuum sucking up coins labeled 'BTC' and '$', with dollar signs swirling around it in the background. In the foreground, two smaller vacuums are shown spewing out dollars, representing inflows into bitcoin ETFs.

The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.

Source: bitcoin.com

Spot Bitcoin ETFs See Second Day of Inflows, Adding Nearly $117M
https://news.bitcoin.com/spot-bitcoin-etfs-see-second-day-of-inflows-adding-nearly-117m
The spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) posted gains on Tuesday, marking their second consecutive day of inflows. Spot ether ETFs also performed well, amassing $11.44 million during the trading session. Data from sosovalue.xyz showed that the 12 spot bitcoin ETFs had inflows totaling $116.96 million on Tuesday. Leading the group was Fidelity’s FBTC, which collected $63.16 million, followed by Grayscale‘s Mini Bitcoin Trust with $41.13 million. Ark Invest and 21shares’ […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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