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Biden’s Crypto Rescue Mission: We’re About to Find Out if He’ll Get Away With Freeing the ‘Bitcoin Bandit’ Held Hostage by Nigeria – And It Won’t End Well

Crypto NewsCyprusRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson October 21, 2024

A illustration of President Biden standing behind bars with his arms crossed and looking stern, while holding a 'Hostage' sign made out of cryptocurrency symbols. In the background, there's a Nigerian prison building with guards in black uniforms walking towards it. The Bitcoin logo is visible on the ground near the president's feet.

Biden’s got some ‘biting’ advice from 18 state attorneys general – help free Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan, who’s been detained like a Bitcoin ATM robber in Nigeria since February! Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here wondering if this is just another wild crypto adventure. By now, you’ve probably heard about Gambaryan’s ‘hostage’ situation and how US lawmakers think he was wrongfully detained by those lovely Nigerians who love playing host to cryptocurrency execs (just kidding… sorta). Seriously though, has the world gone mad? The dude is allegedly connected to $34 million in alleged financial crimes related to Binance operations, but does that justify being held like a hostage for months?.

Source: cointelegraph

US attorneys push Biden to help free Binance exec held in Nigeria
https://cointelegraph.com/news/biden-urged-free-binance-executive-nigeria
A group of 18 state attorneys general has urged President Joe Biden to help secure the release of Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan, who has been detained in Nigeria since February 2024. The attorneys general have asked Biden to designate Gambaryan as a hostage under the Robert Levinson Hostage Recovery and Hostage-Taking Accountability Act. The group expressed concern over Gambaryan’s deteriorating health and the unlawful nature of his detention, according to […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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