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BIDEN’S BONFIRE OF BILLIONS: Trumps Wild Bet on Crypto Destroys Everything – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

A split-screen illustration of the White House with flames engulfing it, symbolizing destruction, alongside an image of Satoshi Nakamoto's face obscured by shadows, representing anonymity. In contrast, a starkly contrasting Bitcoin logo is shown in bright colors against a backdrop of dollar bills burning away, signifying financial freedom and loss of control.

In the land of crypto, where pump-and-dump schemes roam free and ‘experts’ peddle nonsense to gullible masses, we find ourselves face-to-face with a doozy: $200K Bitcoin by 2025? Bernstein thinks so. Because what could possibly go wrong when you mix politics, volatility, and the wild west of cryptocurrency?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin’s rise appears unstoppable, with Bernstein projecting a $200,000 target for 2025, undeterred by potential market volatility from the upcoming U.S. election. Analysts at Bernstein, a major global research and investment management firm, have reiterated their long-term forecast for bitcoin, projecting a price of $200,000 by late 2025, independent of the results from Tuesday’s U.S. election. Bernstein’s team suggests Donald Trump’s crypto-positive stance differs sharply from Kamala Harris’s more conservative […]

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