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BIDEN BANANA PANIC: Shocking Truth About Bitcoin’s Latest Wild Ride Revealed

A  illustration depicting Donald Trump holding a giant Bitcoin chart with prices skyrocketing in the background while Joe Biden looks on, both figures are surrounded by chaotic market graphics and confused investors.

I’ve got some bad news for all you crypto bros out there who think Bitcoin is going to moon after the election – it’s still a long shot, and not just because of your questionable life choices. The recent price surge above $73,600 may have been fueled by speculation around Donald Trump’s chances in the upcoming presidential election, but let me tell you something: correlation does not imply causation (or at least that’s what I keep telling my therapist). Pseudonymous analyst .

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin’s current rally may be part of a wider bet on former President Donald Trump’s victory, which could lead to a “sell the news” event after the election. The Bitcoin (BTC) price rose above $73,600 on Oct. 29 reaching its highest level since March 2024, just $200 shy of a new all-time high. BTC/USD, 1-year chart. Source: Cointelegraph While Bitcoin is seemingly correlated with Trump’s rising odds of a presidential […]

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