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Because You Clearly Needed More Lag and Crashes in Your Life

A  illustration depicting an hourglass with sand flowing rapidly, symbolizing fast block times, alongside a slow-moving arrow representing laggy performance. In the background, two Ethereum nodes are shown exchanging data at varying speeds, one moving quickly while the other struggles to keep up.

Ethereum’s latest proposal, EIP-7781, promises to increase throughput by 50% – because what the world really needed was more of this worthless garbage clogging up our computers.

Source: cointelegraph

A new Ethereum Improvement Proposal (EIP) would slash block times on Ethereum by 33% and increase data capacity — increasing overall throughput by 50%, developers claim. Introduced on Oct. 5 by Illyriad Games co-founder Ben Adams, EIP-7781 aims to slash block times on the Ethereum network to eight seconds from 12 seconds, increase the latency of based rollups and boost the capacity of blobs — a temporary data structure to […]

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