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BBVA Abandons All Hope: Introduces Stablecoin Roulette to Swiss Branch

Institutional InvestorsRegulation/NegotiationStablecoins Barry Thompson September 16, 2024

A roulette wheel spins wildly, surrounded by swirling coins and a faint Swiss flag waving in the background. A large USDC logo is emblazoned on one of the wheel's sections, while traditional investment symbols like stocks and bonds are scattered around it.

Well, well, well, look who’s trying to be a player now – BBVA is jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon like it’s going out of style! The Spanish banking giant has decided to integrate stablecoin USDC into its services in Switzerland because apparently, institutional clients need more ways to lose their money faster. Because what could possibly go wrong with allowing them to exchange, custody, or automatically convert USDC into euros, dollars, or any other currency ‘in near real-time’? Sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me! .

Source: bitcoin.com

BBVA Enhances Institutional Crypto Solutions With USDC Integration
https://news.bitcoin.com/bbva-enhances-institutional-crypto-solutions-with-usdc-integration
BBVA has integrated stablecoin USDC into its services in Switzerland, allowing institutional clients to manage USDC alongside traditional investments. This move enhances efficiency and enables faster, secure crypto trading. The USDC addition follows previous integrations of bitcoin and ether, expanding BBVA’s digital asset solutions for clients. Spanish banking giant BBVA announced on Monday that it has incorporated stablecoin USD Coin (USDC) into its crypto asset services in Switzerland to enhance […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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