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Basel Committee Confirms Stablecoins Are Only Good for One Thing: Enriching Bankers at Your Expense

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 2 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon banker sitting at a desk with stacks of money and coins in front of him; he looks pleased while holding up one coin as if celebrating something; behind the desk there's an image of two people trying to reach for some cash but being blocked by bars or chains, suggesting they are restricted from accessing their own funds. The scene is set against a backdrop with cryptic symbols and lines that resemble blockchain patterns in various colors. In contrast, on one side of the banker sits another figure who looks frustrated while holding up an empty wallet;

You can’t make this stuff up! The Basel Committee has decided to favor stablecoins issued by banks over those created by anyone else because… well, they’re owned and controlled by the banking industry! Who needs competition when you have regulatory capture? It’s like a scene from Atlas Shrugged where bankers are given carte blanche to create their own money while everyone else is stuck with inferior alternatives. And what about all that talk about innovation and disrupting traditional finance? Guess it was just marketing hype

Source: bitcoin.com

Basel Committee Gives Permissioned Stablecoins 'Preferential Treatment' in Amended Crypto Asset Standard Amidst Heavy Criticism
https://news.bitcoin.com/basel-committee-gives-permissioned-stablecoins-preferential-treatment-in-amended-crypto-asset-standard-amidst-heavy-criticism
The Basel Committee, responsible for setting standards for bank regulation, has revised its crypto asset standard, introducing new considerations that impact stablecoins. The updated standard favors permissioned stablecoins, such as JPM Coin, over those issued on public chains. This has elicited criticism from figures in the crypto community, who accuse the committee of attempting to manipulate the tokenized cash market. The Basel Committee is tightening its regulatory grip on stablecoins […]

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