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BANK THE RICH JUST GOT a WHOLE LOT WEIRDER – Crypto Mogul Vanishes in Shocking Daylight Kidnapping

A comic-style illustration depicting Dean Skurka being dragged away by masked individuals in a crowded city street, while others look on in shock. A ransom note is visible in one hand, as the other holds an electronic payment device. In the background, people are shown going about their daily lives oblivious to the danger lurking nearby.

The great crypto get-rich-quick scheme has finally caught up with one very rich guy. Dean Skurka, CEO of Toronto-based cryptocurrency firm Wonderfi, got abducted by some enterprising thieves who apparently thought Bitcoin was a viable alternative to traditional ransom payments (spoiler alert: it is). In all seriousness though, this isn’t the first time high-profile crypto holders have been targeted and it won’t be the last. As Jemima Kelly so aptly put it .

Source: bitcoin.com

The abduction of a crypto CEO exposes stark security risks for high-profile crypto holders as bitcoin’s soaring value increasingly attracts criminal attention. The president and CEO of the Toronto-based cryptocurrency firm Wonderfi, Dean Skurka, was reportedly abducted in a high-traffic area of Toronto during rush hour on Wednesday. Police explained that the suspects forced Skurka into a vehicle and demanded a ransom. Later that day, he was found unharmed following […]

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