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Bank of Israel Throws Money at Digital Currency Nobody Asked for Because They Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 2 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon central banker stands at a podium with an overflowing money bin behind him; he's surrounded by digital currency symbols floating away like confetti. In his hand, he holds a checkered flag marked "Digital Shekel Challenge" as the background shows Israel in the distance with various fintech logos scattered around it. The scene is set against a bright blue sky filled with tiny payment system icons flying upwards towards him. A few of these symbols have already landed on top of the money bin, which has started to overflow even more due to their weight.

Another Central Bank trying to prove they’re relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically solve all our problems and make everyone rich (spoiler alert: it won’t). Meanwhile the real world keeps spinning without any of these CBDCs, just fine

Source: bitcoin.com

Digital Shekel Challenge: Bank of Israel Engages 14 Teams for Digital Currency Innovation
https://news.bitcoin.com/digital-shekel-challenge-bank-of-israel-engages-14-teams-for-digital-currency-innovation
The Bank of Israel has initiated the “Digital Shekel Challenge” to explore the potential of a central bank digital currency (CBDC) system inspired by the BIS Innovation Hub’s “Project Rosalind.” Fourteen teams from various sectors have been selected to propose innovative use cases. The challenge aims to integrate digital shekel with other payment systems and develop advanced functionalities, with results to be showcased in October. The Bank of Israel, the […]

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