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AVAX Token Fund: Where Gullible Investors Come to Get Their Wallets Vomited on by Unbridled Speculation

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 3 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish figure is shown holding an overflowing wallet with cash spilling out onto the ground as they look on in shock; nearby are scattered coins representing cryptocurrency tokens. The background features a chaotic scene of falling assets, broken chains, and other elements suggesting financial turmoil. In contrast to this chaos, there's also a small image of Grayscale’s logo subtly integrated into the design, hinting at its connection to the events unfolding before us.

So another bunch of gullible investors are about to throw their money at Grayscale’s latest fund for the AVAX token. Because what could possibly go wrong with investing in yet another cryptocurrency that was created from thin air by a group of overpaid developers? I mean, it’s not like this is just numbers on a computer or anything.

Source: cointelegraph

Grayscale launches investment fund for AVAX token
https://cointelegraph.com/news/grayscale-launches-investment-fund-avax-token
Asset manager Grayscale Investments launched a new investment fund for Avalanche’s native token, AVAX, according to an Aug. 22 announcement.  The Grayscale Avalanche Trust “offers investors the opportunity to gain exposure to Avalanche (AVAX), a three-chain smart contract platform designed to simultaneously optimize for scalability, network security, and decentralization,” Grayscale said. Avalanche is a layer-1 blockchain network with a focus on facilitating real-world asset (RWA) tokenization, which involves converting tangible […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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