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AVALANCHE PRICE TO TURN BULLISH ANY SECOND NOW (Seriously Though It Might Just Crash Again)

AltcoinsBitcoinCrypto News 2 Linda Williams August 25, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a snowball rolling down a mountain, gaining speed as it goes. The background is dark and ominous with flashes of light representing potential crashes. However, the main focus is on the snowball picking up momentum, symbolizing AVAX's price surge. In the foreground, there are subtle hints at positive news such as calendar dates and tokens unlocking in 2024.

Crypto bros are at it again! They’re trying to convince us that Avalanche (AVAX) is about to turn bullish after months of tanking. Yeah right, and I’m the Queen of England. The altcoin’s price has indeed risen by 45% over the past two weeks, but let’s not forget that most cryptocurrencies were in free fall during Bitcoin’s correction last month. AVAX was just a laggard as usual.

Source: cointelegraph

Is it time for Avalanche (AVAX) price to turn bullish?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/is-it-time-for-avalanche-avax-price-to-turn-bullish
After spending nearly six months in a downtrend, AVAX price looks to be in the early stages of a trend reversal. On Aug. 5, it traded at $17.29, its lowest price in nine months. Over the past two weeks, the altcoin has reversed course with a 45% gain to $25.25.  While AVAX’s flash crash under $18 was mirrored by most altcoins which also sharply sold off during Bitcoin’s (BTC) Aug. […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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