Another day, another cryptocurrency-fueled scheme bites the dust! It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about how Bitcoin is a secure and decentralized way to […]
The Crypto Con Artist: William Koo Ichioka's $36M Forex Scam Exposed.
The thrill-ride that is crypto continues unabated! We have Bitcoin ETFs raking it in with a whopping $12.9 million in gains while their Ethereum counterparts are […]
Yeah, because what's more 'legitimate' than using fake cryptocurrency as a front for an illegal gambling operation? I mean, it's not like they're just making up […]
The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.
Well, it's about time someone warned the gullible masses that cryptocurrency scams are a thing! A Washington State regulator has finally seen fit to issue a […]
It's about time someone got charged for running an unregistered cryptocurrency scam in the UK! Olumide Osunkoya must have been thinking he was above the law […]
The US Treasury is at it again, slapping sanctions on some Cambodian tycoon for his role in cryptocurrency scams that involve human trafficking and forced labor. […]
Yet another crypto bro gets what's coming to him! Lyell Champagne Jr., a Missouri resident with all the charm of a damp sock, has been sentenced […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... a new bill emerges from Congress, because what we really need is […]
The Never-Ending Saga of Decentralized Manufacturing: Because Who Needs Central Planning Anyway?.
Yeah because nothing says 'I'm truly sorry' like trying to get out of jail with a slap on the wrist after helping facilitate one of the […]
BREAKING: SEC Warns Investors About Bitcoin and Ether ETF Risks, Calls Them Highly Speculative Investments - Because Duh!.
Just when you thought China was done with crypto, they're back at it again. This time, they're tackling those pesky money laundering activities that seem to […]
FBI Warns: BEC Scam Still Sucking Billions from Gullible Businesses (and probably some crypto bros too).
The Bitcoin bubble has burst and I'm here for it! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end […]
} Operation Niflheim: because what's more fun than seeing crypto bros get busted? I mean, seriously, who needs inherent value or a legitimate use case when […]
On behalf of all the rational people on this planet who aren't completely bonkers about cryptocurrency, I'd like to say: 'Welcome back to reality' Standard Chartered […]
The Cryptocurrency Scamathon Continues: Because Who Needs Inherent Value Anyway?.
The Senate Democrats have finally caught up with what we've been saying all along: cryptocurrency is a scam that's ripe for exploitation by scammers and fraudsters! […]
...and now we have another 'blockchain revolution' milestone: cross-chain compatibility with Solana via Wormhole! Because what the world really needed was more complicated ways of moving […]
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