Tether's latest move is as predictable as a Bitcoin pump, folks! They're investing $100M in an agricultural firm because why not? It's not like they have […]
The eternal optimist's guide to getting ripped off: Australian Aussies are flocking to cryptocurrency like it's going out of style (spoiler alert: it is). A new […]
Australia: Where Gullible Idiots and Crypto Brokers Unite.
Just when you thought the Bitcoin bubble was going to burst for good, along comes Suze Orman, a financial advisor who's clearly lost touch with reality, […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're predicting a rally towards $1 for that sinking ship known as XRP. […]
The never-ending saga of Ether's woes continues! It seems like VanEck is trying to tell us that Ethereum's poor price performance can be attributed to a […]
Mpeppe investors claim their coins have been stolen by scammers who are running off with millions in deposits while pretending to build a casino and NFTs. […]
Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.
The never-ending saga of Cardano's woes continues! It seems like no matter how hard they try, this blockchain just can't seem to get out of its […]
The philosophy of Effective Altruism has been touted as a way to make giving more efficient and rational, but critics like Alice Crary argue it's just […]
Just when you thought OpenAI was all about making AI for the greater good, they're now trying to get in on the crypto bros' action by […]
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam making headlines and fleecing some poor soul out of $200,000! I mean who needs a functioning economy when […]
Crypto: where the only thing more abundant than hype is regulatory scrutiny.
Greetings from the land of crypto chaos! It's your favorite satire writer here to give you a rundown of this week's 'exciting' events in the world […]
The Bank of Russia has finally caught up and realized that cryptocurrency is just a bunch of nonsense created by idiots who want to get rich […]
More crypto crooks caught in their own web of deceit! Who needs inherent value when you can just print numbers on a computer and promise unsuspecting […]
XRP's latest dip is like watching a bad reality TV show - you can't look away even though it's painful to watch the price drop by […]
valueless venture creates value-less proof-of-AI, because why not?.
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. They're still convinced that Ethereum's 36% increase in DApp volumes will magically translate into a […]
} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in […]
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