SOL Price Plunges 6%: Experts Weigh in on the Impending Doom of Solana and Its Token Holders
Solana's SOL token has taken a 6% hit to its price after failing to break through the $152 resistance level, but will it continue downward? Well, […]
Sam Rogers
$18M Crypto Heist: You Won’t Believe What Happened When Green United Tried to Get Away With Their Ponzi Scheme Scandal!
Crypto scams continue to rake it in - literally! It's a wonder these crooks can keep coming up with new and creative ways to part investors […]
$321 Million Floods Into Crypto as Fed Makes One Tiny Cut to Interest Rates and Suddenly It’s a BUYING SPREE!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your money into a Ponzi scheme with better marketing.
Mainstreaming Crypto: Because Who Needs Actual Safety or Functionality?
}'Cryptocurrency: Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?' The latest diatribe on cryptocurrency's supposed benefits, courtesy Christos Makridis, a self-proclaimed expert with more credentials than sense. It seems […]
BHUTAN’S BITCOIN BINGE EXPOSED! You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Amount They’ve Been Hiding From Us All Along!
Bhutan's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for the Ages?.
Supreme Court of India’s YouTube Channel Hacked by Genius Who Clearly Has No Idea How Finance Works
Just when I thought we'd seen every possible level of gullibility from cryptocurrency enthusiasts, India's Supreme Court Youtube channel gets hacked by a scammer promoting XRP. […]
IMF Unveils Secret Plan to Enslave Humanity With New Digital Dollar Agenda!
The IMF's latest brainchild: because what we really need is more government control over our digital lives.
INDIA’S FINANCIAL HOUSE OF CARDS: FATF Tells Them to Get Their Virtual Asset Regulation Together or Else the World Will End… Again!
Well, well, well! Looks like India's got its house in order... sort of. The Financial Action Task Force (FATF) is giving them a pat on the […]
Trump-Endorsed Crypto Scam Falls Silent, SEC Desperately Tries to Explain Away Free Money Giveaways
Yeah, because what the world really needed was another Trump-branded crypto platform to scam gullible idiots out of their money. And don't even get me started […]
$118 Billion Ponzi Scheme Exposed: Investors Demand Audit on Tether’s Shady Reserve Practices (But Will They Actually Get One?)
Tether's latest woes are music to my ears, folks. The stablecoin giant is facing investor concerns about potential liquidity risks and the lack of transparency in […]
Crypto Experts Predicted Doom When Rates Went Up, Now They’re Saying Rate Cuts Will Save Them All
As a seasoned satirist of all things cryptocurrency, I must say that Bybit's head of institution is either delusional or just plain desperate. The guy thinks […]
BREAKING: Lawmakers Demand Clear Rules for Digital Asset Airdrops Because Clearly, We Can’t Be Trusted With Our Own Wallets
The eternal cry of 'we need clearer rules' from those who are about to get fleeced by cryptocurrency scams. Because, you see, a lack of clear […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happens if You Use CBTC – The Shocking Truth Exposed!
Crypto Bro-ndemic: When Will They Ever Learn?.
Trump’s Latest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Is a Crypto-Monster That Will Eat Your Soul (And 80% of the Token Supply)
}The Trump family is at it again - this time trying to make a quick buck off of gullible idiots with their new cryptocurrency venture, World […]
India’s Supreme Court Channel Hijacked to Push Ripp-Off Coin, Because Who Needs Legitimacy When You Can Just Hype Some Junk Token?
So it seems like we've got another fine example of cryptocurrency's allure for scammers: hacking into official channels to peddle worthless digital tokens.
Crypto Madness Ensues: Blackrock Declares Bitcoin a Surprisingly Good Idea (For Some Reason)
Just when you thought Bitcoin couldn't get any more ridiculous, along comes Blackrock's latest report touting the 'unique diversifier' that is cryptocurrency. Because what every portfolio […]
Get Ready to Lose Your Mind (And Most of Your Money) as Bank of Canada Predicts the Coming Apocalypse… Of Slowly Rising Prices!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, just when you thought AI couldn't possibly get any more boring […]
BREAKING: Maryland Police Warn Gmail Users to Stop Being Amateur Hour Crypto Enthusiasts and Send Their Life Savings Over the Internet
} It seems like the crypto bros' favorite hobby - getting robbed blind by phishing scams! Who needs a functioning economy and financial stability when you […]
$158 MILLION DUMPED INTO BITCOIN: The Bizarre Saga Continues – Will This Time Be Different (Spoiler Alert: Nope)
The eternal dance: people throwing money at a void and calling it 'investment'. ETF inflows surge? Whoop-de-doo! It's just more suckers jumping onto the sinking ship […]
CRYPTO BROs REJOICE: $57 BILLION WORTH OF BTC GETS LOST DOWN BITCOIN RABBIT HOLE AS SPOT ETF INFLUXES CONTINUE TO BREAK BANK…AND THE PLANET
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing their money into a void continues unabated as spot Bitcoin and Ether ETFs suck in another $95 million on […]
BREAKING: Seattle Airport Held Hostage by $6M Bitcoin Extortionists – Will They Pay Up or Risk Total Air Travel Anarchy?
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency-fueled chaos continues! Seattle-Tacoma International Airport has been hit with a $6 million bitcoin ransom demand after being cyberattacked by those pesky […]
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