FBI Issues Urgent Warning, Still Can’t Stop People From Losing Life Savings to Obviously Dubious ‘Ichcoin’ Investment
title: FBI Warns of Ichcoin Scam - Because You Clearly Need Someone To Tell You This.
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Crypto Influencer Exposed: The SHOCKING Truth About Ansem’s MASSIVE Memecoin SCAM and How He’s RIPPING OFF 507,000 Fools Daily!
Beware, crypto bros! ZachXBT is on a mission to expose Ansem's alleged memecoin 'pump and dump' schemes, and boy does it look like he's got some […]
Crypto Scammers Get Served: Vietnam Takes Down Billion-Dong Bonanza in Most Epic Bust Ever!
Just when you thought the crypto scene couldn't get any more ridiculous, Vietnam comes along and dismantles another cross-border fraud ring that's been using fake cryptocurrencies […]
Crypto Ponzi Scheme Kingpin Gets 121 Months in Prison: Because Who Needs a Legitimate Business When You Can Just Steal People’s Life Savings and Buy Yourself Some Fancy Cars?
Another crypto Ponzi scheme bites the dust! Because what's a cryptocurrency without some good old-fashioned fraud? David Carmona and his Icomtech crew promised working-class schmucks that […]
BREAKING: Senator Warren Threatens to DESTROY Citibank With Her Magic Legos Because They’re Too Big and Bad at Their Jobs (Finally Someone Tackles the Banking Monsters)
Well isn't this just peachy? Senator Elizabeth Warren wants to take apart Citibank like a bad Lego set because they're too big and incompetent to manage […]
When Will They Stop: Bitwise Unveils Latest ETF Scheme to Make You Rich With Math Wizardry
The never-ending circus of crypto ETFs continues! Bitwise is at it again, trying to peddle its latest creation - a momentum-based fund that will supposedly make […]
Because You Clearly Needed More Lag and Crashes in Your Life
Ethereum's latest proposal, EIP-7781, promises to increase throughput by 50% - because what the world really needed was more of this worthless garbage clogging up our […]
BREAKING: Crypto ETFs Imploding Like Your Uncle’s Ponzi Scheme, Losing $57 MILLION IN ONE DAY Because Who Needs Actual Returns When You Can Just Print More Money?
The cryptocurrency faithful are at it again! Spot ETH and BTC ETFs have been hit with withdrawals, losing a whopping $54.13 million and $3.2 million respectively. […]
Beware the Fiery Pit of Financial Doom: Insane Investor Robert Kiyosaki Peddles Garbage ‘Investment’ in Iraq’s Most Dubious Currency!
Iraqi Dinars: The Cryptocurrency That's Almost as Scammy as Bitcoin - But Not Quite!.
$24 BILLION DOWN THE BITCOIN RABBIT HOLE! You Won’t Believe Who Just Bet the Farm on Crypto and Lost Their Minds Forever!
Blackrock's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for Suckers or a Smart Investment?.
BREAKING: Putin Authorizes Secret Society of Rich Friends to Launder Money With Magic Internet Beans While Pretending It’s Not a Total Scam
Yeah, because what Russia really needs is another way for oligarchs to launder money while pretending it's legitimate business practice.
$48 MILLION CRYPTO HEIST EXPOSED: Binance Saves the Day (Finally!)
}In what's likely just another day in the life of cryptocurrency enthusiasts being scammed blindfolded by their own greed and gullibility - a $48 million crypto […]
BREAKING: Experts Confirm USA Is DOOMED – And the Reason Will Blow Your Mind!
Elon's Gone Mad: A Guide to America's Impending Bankruptcy (Spoiler Alert: It Has Nothing to Do with Crypto).
BREAKING: Experts Warn That Bitcoin Is a Pyramid Scheme and You’re Going to Lose All Your Money… Again
The Crypto Market: Where Gullible Idiots Get Burned (Literally).
Nvidia’s Cryptic Accounting Scheme Exposed, World Leaders Unite Against Graphics Giant in Bitter Battle for Justice!
The Nvidia Crypto Conundrum Reaches New Heights.
TETHER’S ULTIMATE REDEMPTION! They’re Not Just Stable, but Also Super Helpful to the Feds in Crushing Crypto Scammers Who Clearly Owe Them Money!
Tether's attempt at redemption: because nothing says 'stable' like a company that gets repeatedly scammed by crypto bros.
BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Miraculously Still Not Worth Anything After New Addresses Hold Tons of Made-Up Money
For those who don't understand why cryptocurrency never seems to deliver on its promises (because it's just numbers on a computer created from nothing), here are […]
Crypto Scammers Get Busted: FBI Steals $6M Because Apparently They Have Nothing Better to Do
Another day, another crypto scam exposed by authorities who actually do their job for a change. The $6 million seizure is just a drop in the […]
Binance Founder CZ Released From Custody, Immediately Declares Himself Visionary Genius Again!
} CZ's Big Exit: Because Who Needs a Real Job Anyway? Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the former CEO of Binance, has finally been released from U.S. custody […]
Crypto Bro of the Week Award Goes to 21-Year-Old Who Somehow Managed Not to Get Caught for Months While Stealing $37 MILLION
Another day, another crypto bro gets caught with their hands in the cookie jar. And by 'another', I mean it's a daily occurrence that we're still […]
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