Here we go again! Another bunch of numbskulls trying to convince us that cryptocurrency has some sort of inherent value, this time by tokenizing equities. Newsflash: […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Peter Schiff, that infamous gold advocate and bitcoin hater, is warning us all about owning Bitcoin ETFs (Exchange Traded […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to get rich quick with their unlicensed crypto business - two Utah residents are facing the music after being indicted […]
Oh joy! The financial wizards at Morgan Stanley have finally decided that they can make a quick buck by peddling Bitcoin to the gullible masses. Congratulations […]
Harris needs help? Who wouldn’t want her as an ally in this dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency? It's not like she has anything better to do, […]
The eternal optimists at Grayscale's Ethereum Trust (ETHE) have managed to offload an astonishing $120.28 million worth of ether-based assets this week alone! Meanwhile, their fellow […]
So it's official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their […]
Ha! You think the courts in India care about what you people want? They're still trying to figure out how much of their money was lost […]
The recent spate of electric vehicle fires in South Korea has left many scratching their heads and wondering if the country's EV bubble is about to […]
It's not surprising Blackrock is warning about crypto scams - after all, they're just numbers on a computer created from nothing. It's only natural that scammers […]
You know who's been laughing all along at these crypto bros? Me, that’s who! It seems like every other day another one of them gets taken […]
Indian authority busts cryptocurrency fraud ring targeting foreign national India's Enforcement Directorate cracks down on a crypto scam involving unauthorized remote access, seizing digital evidence, freezing […]
It seems like we're getting close to being able to trade crypto with our hard-earned money without having to resort to shady derivatives. Whoop-de-doo! I mean, […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]
The University of Wyoming launches a Bitcoin research institute because they're desperate for grants from the crypto bros with too much money in their pockets. I […]
The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]
Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving...to scammers! You know what's almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated […]
Finally some good news from the world of cryptocurrency. It seems like someone's finally been caught for scamming people out of their hard-earned cash with fake […]
The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]
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