Sam "Scam Survivor" Rogers

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Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a large empty pot with cracks on its surface from which money is pouring out into the hands of several people in different locations around the world. In one corner, two figures are shown holding briefcases full of cash while smiling at each other; another figure stands alone looking worried and clutching their head. A globe below shows various countries marked but most areas appear darkened as if drained by a void. The background is filled with swirling clouds that resemble smoke or mist. In the foreground, several coins are scattered on the ground near an open book lying f

Bitcoin

Novatech Founders Accidentally Create Functional Economy Through Unintended Consequences Of Their Fraudulent Activities

Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of an industrial mining facility with rows of computer servers humming away as electricity flows through them, while in the background a large amount of Bitcoin coins are being poured into a vault. The scene is set against a backdrop of rising graphs and charts indicating growth and success. A few machines from ePIC Blockchain Technologies can be seen among the Bitmain S19J Pro mining rigs. In the foreground, two workers dressed in protective gear inspect some machinery while others load new equipment onto trucks ready to depart for Canadian data centers.

Bitcoin

Galaxy Bailout Was Just A Minor Speed Bump On Argo Blockchain’S Road To Certain Doom

Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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Bitcoin

Tigran Gambaryans Health Worsens Into Perfectly Predictable Outcome As Nigerian Government Finally Gets Around To Not Scamming Him

Nigeria's authorities have finally found someone they can't scam with their ridiculous tax charges. Tigran Gambaryan is just another victim in Nigeria's never-ending crusade against cryptocurrency, […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

DeFi

Cryptocurrencies Are Actually Worthless Pieces Of Digital Junk That Will Inevitably Collapse Under The Weight Of Their Own Idiocy

Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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DeFi

Vessel Finance: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Just Hide Your Shady Math Behind Fancy Computer Tricks

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

DeFi

Ripple Finally Does Something Slightly Less Terrible Than Usual And Gets Mainnet Stablecoin Approval

It's about time those scammers at Ripple Labs finally did something useful. Who needs another stablecoin when we already have USD? Oh wait, this one is […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of Vitalik Buterin standing in front of two large screens displaying different blockchain networks (Polygon and Base) with coins flowing between them through secure lockboxes; he holds up an open book containing the ERC-7683 standard code. In the background, a cityscape represents decentralized platforms coming together for improved interoperability. A multisignature wallet is shown at his feet as if it's been left behind in haste.

DeFi

Vitalik Buterin Proposes New Standard For Cross-Chain Trade That Will 100 Percent Definitely Not Be A Total Disaster

Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

Ethereum

Aleph Zero launches its super-duper-extra-special Ethereum layer 2 mainnet that will totally change the world

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency project trying to make a splash! Aleph Zero thinks it's so special just because it has zkOS-powered Ethereum layer 2 mainnet. Let […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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