Oh boy, look at this: another giant pile of worthless cryptocurrency 'investors' getting their comeuppance from a court for being stupid enough to trust FTX. I […]
Oh boy, here we go again! TON is partnering up with some other blockchain project so they can both pretend to be relevant in a market […]
Saudi Arabia is trying to become a hub for web3 startups because they're desperate - who wouldn't want in on this multi-trillion dollar Ponzi scheme? The […]
The crypto bros can't even keep their own house clean from scammers and now we have one running it like his personal piggybank! And what's next? […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money at crypto scams continues unabated! Who would have thought that a "supermarket used as a facade for […]
Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]
Here's a summary that will make you laugh: The CFTC Chairman is finally catching on - Bitcoin and Ether are commodities, just like everyone else has […]
Well it looks like some hedge fund is trying to make a quick buck off CVS' recent woes - because that's exactly what we all need […]
The crypto bros will be thrilled to know their participation in online forums actually has an impact on something other than just proving how gullible they […]
Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar... or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing […]
And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]
Australians are not getting richer off this stuff; they're just throwing good money after bad. The crypto bros will be ecstatic about this ruling but it […]
It looks like the crypto bros are finally getting their comeuppance! Two men have been sentenced for manipulating cryptocurrency prices, marking the first instance where a […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]
In a move as predictable as it is pathetic, the Bitcoin Policy Institute has launched yet another futile attempt to prop up its beloved cryptocurrency with […]
So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]
Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]
Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]
You'd think Justin Sun was actually running a real business instead of just printing money with his magic blockchain computer program called TRON! And now he's […]
It's about time someone finally took action against these crypto scams that have been fleecing gullible investors for far too long! Highrich Online and HR Crypto […]
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