So it's official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their […]
Ha! You think the courts in India care about what you people want? They're still trying to figure out how much of their money was lost […]
The recent spate of electric vehicle fires in South Korea has left many scratching their heads and wondering if the country's EV bubble is about to […]
It's not surprising Blackrock is warning about crypto scams - after all, they're just numbers on a computer created from nothing. It's only natural that scammers […]
You know who's been laughing all along at these crypto bros? Me, that’s who! It seems like every other day another one of them gets taken […]
Indian authority busts cryptocurrency fraud ring targeting foreign national India's Enforcement Directorate cracks down on a crypto scam involving unauthorized remote access, seizing digital evidence, freezing […]
It seems like we're getting close to being able to trade crypto with our hard-earned money without having to resort to shady derivatives. Whoop-de-doo! I mean, […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]
The University of Wyoming launches a Bitcoin research institute because they're desperate for grants from the crypto bros with too much money in their pockets. I […]
The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]
Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving...to scammers! You know what's almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated […]
Finally some good news from the world of cryptocurrency. It seems like someone's finally been caught for scamming people out of their hard-earned cash with fake […]
The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]
Another brainless crypto user blows $90K on gas fees because they can't even be bothered to learn how the platform works. I mean, it's not like […]
Hamilton Lane's latest move into private credit fund launches on Solana is a joke right? I mean who needs traditional banking when you can just create […]
The cryptocurrency space is rife with scams, folks! And ZKasino's antics are just another example of how these projects fleece unsuspecting users out of their hard-earned […]
Hong Kong Police Arrest Quartet Accused of Using Counterfeit Banknotes to Swindle Crypto Traders - because what's more exciting than reading about crypto scams? It seems […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that's gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with […]
Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]
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