Sam "Scam Survivor" Rogers

An illustration: A cartoon figure with a sly grin holding a bag full of money while standing in front of a broken piggy bank; he's surrounded by falling coins that are being swept away by an invisible force, leaving only dust behind. The background is filled with scattered memecoins and other cryptocurrency tokens. In the foreground, several celebrities' faces appear to be erased or scratched out from various advertisements and billboards. A faint image of a banned sign can be seen on one side, while another billboard displays a " Sold Out" notice in bold letters.

Sahil Arora Proves Being a Millionaire Is Not Hard When You’re Willing to Scam Your Way There

The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon figure with a puzzled expression is shown holding an unlit matchstick; flames are erupting from behind him as if suddenly ignited; in the background there's a faint image of a digital clock ticking away rapidly. The character appears to be caught off guard by the fire, and his eyes widen in surprise while he takes a step back with one hand still grasping the matchstick. A subtle hint of smoke is rising from the flames as they engulf him; nearby are scattered papers or documents that seem to have been blown about by an unseen force.

Crypto News

CFTC Chairman Discovers Fire After Spending Decade Trying to Figure Out What Matches Are Made Of

Here's a summary that will make you laugh: The CFTC Chairman is finally catching on - Bitcoin and Ether are commodities, just like everyone else has […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a giant CVS pharmacy building with its doors wide open and people fleeing from it as if running away from an explosion; in the background flames engulfing nearby buildings while smoke billows up into dark grey clouds. A figure dressed like Scott Ferguson, holding a briefcase and wearing sunglasses, stands at the entrance looking out over his kingdom of destruction. In one hand he holds a megaphone with which he is shouting to no one in particular;

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Hedge Fund Billionaire Buys Up CVS Because Clearly We Need More Rich Guys Making Money Off Our Suffering

Well it looks like some hedge fund is trying to make a quick buck off CVS' recent woes - because that's exactly what we all need […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration depicting a chaotic internet landscape with multiple screens displaying different crypto prices in real-time amidst users arguing online; some screens show rising or falling trends while others display static images representing uncertainty. In the background, Ethereum (ETH) is shown as a central hub connecting various tokens through lines and nodes symbolizing their interconnectedness. A few figures are seen trying to navigate this complex environment with charts and graphs in hand, highlighting the importance of data analysis for accurate price forecasting.

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Bitget Nansen Study Confirms Crypto Prices 100 Percent Influenced by Idiots Arguing on the Internet

The crypto bros will be thrilled to know their participation in online forums actually has an impact on something other than just proving how gullible they […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

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Crypto Masterminds of Mayhem Finally Caught Red-Handed With Bitcoin Burglars’ Bonus

Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar... or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A map of 32 US states with a red 'X' marked through it in each state where Binance US has lost its money transmitter license. In contrast, some other states are shown as green dots indicating they still have active licenses for the crypto exchange. The image also features an empty wallet and coins scattered around on the ground symbolizing financial losses due to non-compliance issues with regulatory requirements. A broken chain in the background represents a lack of trust among investors following Binance US' legal troubles involving former CEO Changpeng Zhao (CZ).

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Binance US: Because Losing Money Is Now a Legitimate Business Model in 32 States

And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

Crypto News

Aussie Court Gives Green Light for More People to Waste Their Money on Dubious Cryptocurrency Scheme and Still Get Screwed by Regulators

Australians are not getting richer off this stuff; they're just throwing good money after bad. The crypto bros will be ecstatic about this ruling but it […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a cryptocurrency token with chains locked around it as if in handcuffs being held up against the backdrop of an American flag, while two men are shown standing behind bars. The background is filled with falling dollar signs that have been replaced by broken chains symbolizing freedom from manipulation and corruption. A faint image of a trading bot can be seen on one side of the illustration surrounded by red warning lights as if malfunctioning.

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Federal Court Just Ruled Crypto Is Not Actually Magic Money That Can Be Manipulated by Anyone Without Consequences

It looks like the crypto bros are finally getting their comeuppance! Two men have been sentenced for manipulating cryptocurrency prices, marking the first instance where a […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a university campus scene at night: students walking towards the cafeteria; some are holding cups or bags from copy shops while others look up at digital screens displaying cryptocurrency exchange rates. A large screen in front displays Ckbtc and Bitcoin prices side by side, showing an upward trend. In the background, two figures representing Ditobanx and ICP Hub Mexico stand together with outstretched arms as if welcoming students to use cryptocurrencies for payments. The campus is illuminated by a warm glow of digital screens and neon lights reflecting off wet pavement.

Crypto News

Ditobanx and ICP Hub Mexico Launch Initiative to Turn University Students Into Cryptocurrency Guinea Pigs for Profit

The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a grandma holding an umbrella with Bitcoin logos and dollar signs falling from it as she stands on top of a mountain range labeled "Decentralization" while below her is a cityscape representing regulatory overreach, where people are running away from rain. In the background there's a group of suits in fancy clothes looking worried at their watches. The grandma has a determined look and one hand extended towards the sky as if calling for more free money to come down.

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Bitcoin’s Last Hope: A Desperate Plea for More Free Money From Grandmas So the Bitcoin Policy Institute Can Keep Its Overpaid Consultants in Fancy Suits

In a move as predictable as it is pathetic, the Bitcoin Policy Institute has launched yet another futile attempt to prop up its beloved cryptocurrency with […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon figure representing Vanguard is standing at the edge of a cliff overlooking an ocean, while in the background several figures are jumping off into the water below labeled "Crypto ETFs". The Vanguard character has its arms crossed and appears to be looking away from the jumpers. In contrast, nearby waves show calm waters with some boats sailing on them representing stable investments. A small boat is approaching a safe harbor marked by lighthouses indicating protection against risks.

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New Vanguard CEO Still Not Stupid Enough to Jump Off the Crypto Cliff

So Vanguard is finally wise enough not to jump into this crypto trainwreck yet. Only time will tell if they're smart or just scared, but I'll […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon central banker stands at a podium with an overflowing money bin behind him; he's surrounded by digital currency symbols floating away like confetti. In his hand, he holds a checkered flag marked "Digital Shekel Challenge" as the background shows Israel in the distance with various fintech logos scattered around it. The scene is set against a bright blue sky filled with tiny payment system icons flying upwards towards him. A few of these symbols have already landed on top of the money bin, which has started to overflow even more due to their weight.

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Bank of Israel Throws Money at Digital Currency Nobody Asked for Because They Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a roulette wheel with 38 numbered slots, some filled in as winning numbers, while others are empty or marked "Rugpull" and "Dead". A small figure stands at the edge of the table, looking dejectedly into an abyss labeled "$100 Bet", surrounded by coins that have sunk beneath its surface. In contrast to this scene is a second roulette wheel with 833 slots, only one filled in as a winning number, while others are marked "Failed" and "Graduated".

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Memecoin Roulette: You’re More Likely to Win at a Real Casino Than Actually Finding One That Doesn’t Tank Your $100 Bet

Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

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Justin Sun Wins Court Case Proving He Is Actually Not a Giant Con Artist

You'd think Justin Sun was actually running a real business instead of just printing money with his magic blockchain computer program called TRON! And now he's […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon Indian authority figure is shown holding a large hammer and smashing down on an overflowing money bag with cryptocurrency coins spilling out from it in all directions; nearby are two people looking worried as they hold onto their own bags of cash which have been partially torn open, revealing empty spaces where the missing funds were once held. In the background there's a faint image of a Ponzi scheme pyramid collapsing and crumbling to dust.

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Indian Authorities Bury Proof They Were Always Too Busy Making Money Off Crypto to Care About Any Actual Regulation

It's about time someone finally took action against these crypto scams that have been fleecing gullible investors for far too long! Highrich Online and HR Crypto […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of five hot air balloons in various colors floating above the cityscape, each balloon representing one of the newly introduced tokens (bMSFT, bGME, bMSTR, bTSLA, and bGOOGL). The balloons are tied together with a rope that forms an arc shape. In the background, there is a subtle image of a blockchain network represented by interconnected nodes and lines. A few birds fly around the hot air balloons, adding movement to the scene. At the bottom left corner of the illustration, a small cityscape can be seen in silhouette form.

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Tokenization Nation Strikes Again – Welcome the Latest Batch of Equitied Hot Air Balloons

Here we go again! Another bunch of numbskulls trying to convince us that cryptocurrency has some sort of inherent value, this time by tokenizing equities. Newsflash: […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a Port-a-Potty with its door open, spilling out trash and waste onto the sidewalk where people are crying on their knees amidst broken dollar bills and shattered coins while in the background an image of Peter Schiff is shown looking down at them disapprovingly. A bitcoin symbol (₿) lies crushed underfoot near a person's hand reaching for it but unable to grasp due to its proximity to the Port-a-Potty, with several ETF symbols floating away into the distance amidst clouds and rain indicating financial turmoil.

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Peter Schiff Warns That Owning Bitcoin Efts Will Turn Your Wallet Into a Port-a-Potty and Leave You Crying Like a Baby on the Sidewalk

The crypto bros are at it again! Peter Schiff, that infamous gold advocate and bitcoin hater, is warning us all about owning Bitcoin ETFs (Exchange Traded […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a wanted poster with the image of two outlaws on horseback riding away into the sunset towards mountains covered in snow; one outlaw is holding a bag full of gold coins while the other holds up a tablet displaying cryptocurrency symbols. The background features an old-fashioned clock tower, its face shattered and broken. In the foreground, there are scattered papers with numbers and codes written all over them. A faint image of Utah's landscape can be seen in the distance behind the outlaws as they ride off into the mountains.

Crypto News

Utah Residents Caught Running Wild West Crypto Outlaw Operation: No License Required

Well well well! Look who's trying to get rich quick with their unlicensed crypto business - two Utah residents are facing the music after being indicted […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a suited financial advisor standing in front of an open briefcase overflowing with dollar bills while looking at the viewer through binoculars. In the background is a cityscape with skyscrapers and people walking on streets but all are blurred out except for one person holding a smartphone showing a bitcoin price chart, who stands still amidst chaos.

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Morgan Stanley’s Army of Bitcoin Peddlers Descends Upon Unsuspecting Millionaires Next Week

Oh joy! The financial wizards at Morgan Stanley have finally decided that they can make a quick buck by peddling Bitcoin to the gullible masses. Congratulations […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish Vice President Kamala Harris stands in front of an American flag, looking worried and holding her head as she's surrounded by dollar signs that are falling from above. In one hand, she holds a broken chain while on the other side of her there is a group of people wearing suits with briefcases running away from her towards two large doors labeled "Rich Guys" which they're trying to open but it seems like they won't fit through them as their arms and legs are stretched out in an attempt.

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US Lawmaker Thinks Kamala Harris Needs Help From Rich Guys Who Are Probably Going Broke and Will Abandon Her Anyway

Harris needs help? Who wouldn’t want her as an ally in this dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency? It's not like she has anything better to do, […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an investor holding onto their hat as it blows away from them amidst swirling financial charts and graphs with arrows pointing down; nearby is another chart showing inflows into ETFs while Grayscale's Ethereum Trust offloads funds. In the background are faint images of a calendar flipping to show four days of outflows followed by one day of gains, all set against a backdrop of falling mountains. The investor stands in front of an open door with 'Out' written on it and another closed door labeled 'In'. A small chart below shows net inflows still negative at -$405.

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Ethereum ETF Investors Finally Achieve Something Other Than Losing Money: Outflows Still Happen

The eternal optimists at Grayscale's Ethereum Trust (ETHE) have managed to offload an astonishing $120.28 million worth of ether-based assets this week alone! Meanwhile, their fellow […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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