The Bank of Russia has finally caught up and realized that cryptocurrency is just a bunch of nonsense created by idiots who want to get rich […]
More crypto crooks caught in their own web of deceit! Who needs inherent value when you can just print numbers on a computer and promise unsuspecting […]
XRP's latest dip is like watching a bad reality TV show - you can't look away even though it's painful to watch the price drop by […]
valueless venture creates value-less proof-of-AI, because why not?.
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. They're still convinced that Ethereum's 36% increase in DApp volumes will magically translate into a […]
} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in […]
The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.
The Wild West of Crypto: Where CEOs Get Stabbed and Investors Lose Their Shirt.
The great escape: Rumble's Chris Pavlovski flees Europe in high dudgeon after Telegram CEO Pavel Durov is arrested for allegedly failing to moderate child abuse content […]
The never-ending circus that is cryptocurrency, where a bunch of made-up tokens surge ahead of some boring old tech company's earnings report because... why not? It […]
The never-ending saga of crypto's greatest hits continues. Rhodium Enterprises, a bitcoin mining firm, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Texas court with liabilities ranging […]
Well, it looks like someone's finally figured out that cryptocurrency is a bad idea - even for those gullible idiots who want to get rich quick! […]
They're at it again! Another company, Semler Scientific, is throwing its cash into the void of cryptocurrency in an attempt to get rich quick. Because what […]
The never-ending saga of gullible investors throwing their money at a glorified Ponzi scheme continues. As US money market funds reach new heights of $6.2T, the […]
Toncoin's latest surge: because what every good scam needs is a bit of drama. Pavel Durov gets arrested on terrorism charges (because that always helps the […]
When will these crypto bros learn? They're still celebrating a stablecoin market cap hitting an all-time high at $168 billion as if it's some kind of […]
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
Crypto Scams: Where Gullible Idiots Meet Fraudsters, Literally.
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
It looks like Pavel Durov's Telegram has finally caught up with him - or rather, his users' questionable activities have. The CEO was arrested in France […]
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