Russia Unveils ‘Money for All’ Scheme, Experts Predict Nationwide Chaos and a Very Nice Haircut on Your Life Savings
Russia's Central Bank: Because Who Needs Inflation When You Can Just Print More Rubles?.
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ELON’S DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS TICKING: Will Brazil Finally Shut Down the Most Toxic Platform on Earth… Again?
The Brazilian saga continues: where will it all end? The eternal quest of social media platforms to balance free speech with local regulations has taken a […]
BREAKING: Roblox Abandons All Sanity, Announces Plan to Steal Your Life Savings in a Desperate Bid for More Monopoly Money
As we all know, there's nothing quite like a good ol' fashioned cash grab. And what better way for Roblox to rake in some extra dough […]
$10.3 Billion Down the Crypto Drain: US Companies Set to Make Idiotic Investment of the Century!
The eternal optimist's guide to throwing money down a rathole: US companies forecast to buy $10.3B in Bitcoin over next 18 months — Report. Because what […]
BREAKING: You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About Those ‘Convenient’ Bitcoin Machines That Are Probably Just Stealing Your Money Right Out From Under Your Nose!!!
FTC Warns: Bitcoin ATMs are Scams Waiting to Happen - Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
Texas-Sized Scandal! You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Why One Major Bank Is Being Dragged Into Court by Regulators!
Crypto's Dirty Little Secret: When Banks Get Caught Out.
Tether’s Next Death Defying Move Will Make You Wonder if They’re Actually a Bank or Just Some Guy With a Printer
Tether's latest move is as predictable as a Bitcoin pump, folks! They're investing $100M in an agricultural firm because why not? It's not like they have […]
Aussies Flock to Crypto Like It’s Going Out of Style (Spoiler: You’ll Probably Lose Your Shirt)
The eternal optimist's guide to getting ripped off: Australian Aussies are flocking to cryptocurrency like it's going out of style (spoiler alert: it is). A new […]
This Is Going to End Well: Aussie Regulators Approve Nation’s First ETF Holding Only One Thing – A Completely Wild Gamble on Ethereum
Australia: Where Gullible Idiots and Crypto Brokers Unite.
Buckle Up for the Apocalypse: Suze Orman Declares Bitcoin a ‘Must-Have’ Investment and We’re All Doomed
Just when you thought the Bitcoin bubble was going to burst for good, along comes Suze Orman, a financial advisor who's clearly lost touch with reality, […]
XRP Price About to Soar All the Way Back Up… Said No One Ever (But Maybe This Time?)!
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're predicting a rally towards $1 for that sinking ship known as XRP. […]
Ethereum Is Dying… Again: The Shocking Truth Behind Its ‘Dismal’ Price Action (Spoiler Alert: It’s Not Just You)
The never-ending saga of Ether's woes continues! It seems like VanEck is trying to tell us that Ethereum's poor price performance can be attributed to a […]
You Won’t Believe What Happened When You Invested Your Life Savings Into a Shady Crypto Project That Was Supposedly Building a Casino
Mpeppe investors claim their coins have been stolen by scammers who are running off with millions in deposits while pretending to build a casino and NFTs. […]
You Won’t Believe the Jaw-Dropping Prices of These 10 Cryptocurrencies – We’ve Got All the Mind-Blowing Charts!
Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.
CARDANO: THE ULTIMATE INVESTMENT NIGHTMARE – Why You Should Sell Everything Now and Run Away Screaming!
The never-ending saga of Cardano's woes continues! It seems like no matter how hard they try, this blockchain just can't seem to get out of its […]
9 Months Later Peter Singer Still Trying to Sell You on Giving Money Away While Rich People Pat Him on the Back
The philosophy of Effective Altruism has been touted as a way to make giving more efficient and rational, but critics like Alice Crary argue it's just […]
OpenAI Ditches Its Soul, Announces Plan to Become Even More Elites-Only Club: Report!
Just when you thought OpenAI was all about making AI for the greater good, they're now trying to get in on the crypto bros' action by […]
$64 Million Crypto Heist Mastermind Unmasked (But Probably Not Before You Lost Your Shirt)
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
Washington State Tackles Groundbreaking New Scam: Fake Crypto Exchange That Actually Exists (For Now)
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam making headlines and fleecing some poor soul out of $200,000! I mean who needs a functioning economy when […]
Crypto Chaos Erupts as Telegram Gets Raided by Accountants in Suits, Opensea Forced to Use Excel
Crypto: where the only thing more abundant than hype is regulatory scrutiny.
Crypto Hacks Soar to $1.2 Billion in 2024: Because Who Needs Customer Service When You Can Just Steal From Your Customers?
Greetings from the land of crypto chaos! It's your favorite satire writer here to give you a rundown of this week's 'exciting' events in the world […]
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