It seems like another cryptocurrency scheme has gone off the rails and Singapore's authorities are left picking up the pieces. Because what could possibly go wrong […]
The Great Starknet Staking Vote: Because Who Needs a Real Economy When You Have Numbers?.
US lawmakers are finally catching on - cryptocurrency is a scam! Or at least the crypto ATMs that fleece elderly Americans for millions of dollars. I […]
You'd think Donald Trump would know better than to fall for the crypto scam du jour. But nope, not even The King of Scams can resist […]
The Flappy Bird Foundation: Where nostalgia meets crypto greed.
The UK Court's latest ruling on USDT has left me scratching my head, wondering what kind of sorcery is at play here. A 'distinct form of […]
Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more ridiculous, we have a court in India ruling on how to freeze bank accounts related to crypto […]
A Crypto Millionaire Loses His Mind...and Millions.
The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: India, Nigeria, Indonesia Lead Chainalysis 2024 Index.
Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more exciting - or boring, depending on your perspective,.
The eternal quest for a get-rich-quick scheme: Microstrategy Buys More Bitcoins Because Why Not?.
It's a miracle! The CEO of the most overhyped company in cryptocurrency is talking about how great it is to be friends with Japan! Who wouldn't […]
title goes here - 'Crypto VC Funding Surges: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'.
The crypto bros are at it again! VanEck is shutting down its Ethereum futures-based ETF, citing a lack of demand and performance issues. And let's be […]
}The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me, and Bryan Pellegrino's claim that a 'big Sybil hunt' helped LayerZero's token price hold steady […]
}, it seems like even regulators are starting to catch on that cryptocurrency is little more than a scam for gullible idiots who want to get […]
The never-ending quest for speed in blockchain land has led to yet another 'record-breaking' achievement by Sonic Blockchain - a whopping 720ms finality time on its […]
With all due respect to Sam Ikkurty's impressive collection of Ponzi scheme entities (Jafia LLC, Ikkurty Capital LLC, Rose City Income Fund I LP...), it seems […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros losing their shirts continues! It seems like Thursday was a particularly bad day for Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF investors, with […]
} The Swiss are finally getting into cryptocurrency - because what could possibly go wrong? Not like they're already a hotbed of dodgy banking practices or […]
So FTX thinks it can just magically make its crypto assets into legitimate securities and get away with paying off creditors? Please, folks, this is like […]
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