Nvidia’s Insane Bet on A.I.-Powered Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Apple Dropping $10 Billion to Join in – Because Who Doesn’t Want to Invest in the Future of Confusion?
The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.
Sam Rogers
‘BEHOLD! THE CRYPTO WILD WEST IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT!’ CEO Gets STABBED IN COURT, but Don’t Worry Folks, Your Life Savings Are Still Safe… Maybe
The Wild West of Crypto: Where CEOs Get Stabbed and Investors Lose Their Shirt.
RUMBLE’S GREATEST ESCAPE EVER! Chris Pavlovski Makes a Break for It After Witnessing the Utter Chaos That Ensues When You Actually Enforce Your Community Standards
The great escape: Rumble's Chris Pavlovski flees Europe in high dudgeon after Telegram CEO Pavel Durov is arrested for allegedly failing to moderate child abuse content […]
Ai Tokens Soaring to New Heights of Irrelevance as They Prepare to Crash and Burn in the Shadow of Nvidia’s Earnings Report
The never-ending circus that is cryptocurrency, where a bunch of made-up tokens surge ahead of some boring old tech company's earnings report because... why not? It […]
Bitcoin Miner’s Epic Collapse: Rhodium Enterprises Files for Bankruptcy, Proving Again That Printing Money in Your Basement Is Still Not a Good Idea
The never-ending saga of crypto's greatest hits continues. Rhodium Enterprises, a bitcoin mining firm, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Texas court with liabilities ranging […]
BOMBSHELL: Former Russian PM Blows Lid Off BRICS Currency Scheme, Proving That Even Russia’s Leaders Can See Through the Utter Madness of It All
Well, it looks like someone's finally figured out that cryptocurrency is a bad idea - even for those gullible idiots who want to get rich quick! […]
BREAKING: Semler Scientific Bets Entire Company’s Future on Bitcoin Because Who Needs Actual Business Strategy When You Can Just Gamble Away $5 Million?
They're at it again! Another company, Semler Scientific, is throwing its cash into the void of cryptocurrency in an attempt to get rich quick. Because what […]
BREAKING: US Money Market Funds Hit $6.2T and Suddenly Everyone Remembers They’re Still Broke Because Bitcoin Is a Thing Now
The never-ending saga of gullible investors throwing their money at a glorified Ponzi scheme continues. As US money market funds reach new heights of $6.2T, the […]
Toncoin Soars to New Heights: Because Nothing Says ‘Investment Opportunity’ Like a High-Profile Arrest
Toncoin's latest surge: because what every good scam needs is a bit of drama. Pavel Durov gets arrested on terrorism charges (because that always helps the […]
Stablecoin Market Cap Hits New High: Because Nothing Says Financial Stability Like a $168 Billion Ponzi Scheme!
When will these crypto bros learn? They're still celebrating a stablecoin market cap hitting an all-time high at $168 billion as if it's some kind of […]
BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
BREAKING: Your Crypto Dreams Are Officially Doomed as Court Rips Apart Kraken Like a Tuna Can
It looks like Kraken's crypto dreams just got a whole lot more expensive - not in Bitcoin or Ethereum, mind you, but in legal fees and […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE HORROR! Philippines Declares War on Clueless Cryptocurrency Enthusiasts – 99 Arrested in EPIC Bust
Crypto Scams: Where Gullible Idiots Meet Fraudsters, Literally.
BITCOIN: THE ULTIMATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEME IS BACK! $252 MILLION POURS IN AS ETHER ETFs CONTINUE TO BURN MONEY LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE!
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
Pavel Durov Arrested: Telegram Users Finally Prove They’re More Lethal Than Any Terrorist Plot!
It looks like Pavel Durov's Telegram has finally caught up with him - or rather, his users' questionable activities have. The CEO was arrested in France […]
Why Bitcoin ETFs Are Still Winning (Because Everyone Else Is Too Stupid to Get Out)
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water... another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at Bitcoin ETFs […]
They’re Still Falling for It: Anchorage Digital Unleashes New ‘Opportunity’ to Watch Your Money Disappear With PayPal Stablecoin Yield!
You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]
BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Firm That’s Probably Going to Get Hacked Partners With World-Famous Team Whose Financial Situation Is a Never-Ending Soap Opera!
Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
You Won’t Believe the Absolute Brain-Deadness of People Who Just Lost $5 Million to a Pig Butchering Crypto Scam
You'd think that by now, people would've learned not to fall for those sappy romance scams where some smooth-talking crypto 'expert' woos them into investing in […]
BREAKING: The Apocalypse Has Arrived – Franklin Templeton Decides Your Life Savings Should Be Held Hostage by Blockchain
Franklin Templeton: Because Who Needs Traditional Finance When You Can Just Tokenize Everything?.
BREAKING: Crypto Bro’s Most Epic Prediction Yet – Will SOL Price FINALLY Skyrocket as TVL Hits 1-Year High?! (Spoiler Alert: We’ve Seen This Movie Before)
The perpetual optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me. They're like the boy who cried wolf - always predicting that prices are about to […]
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