You'd think that after all these years of warning people about cryptocurrency, we wouldn't still see so many gullible idiots falling for scams like this one […]
China's Crypto Conundrum: A Messy Affair Involving Scammed Assets and Wannabe Regulators.
Ripple's Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris for President - Because Who Needs Actual Substance When You Can Just Sign a Fancy Piece of Paper?.
Because what we really need is more decentralized nonsense, especially when it comes to artificial superintelligence. I mean who doesn't want a bunch of rogue AI […]
There's nothing like watching a cryptocurrency enthusiast get burned to make my day complete.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Corporate Bitcoin Adoption Surges in 2024: because what could possibly go wrong? River's […]
The UK's FCA has finally found something to slow down - crypto registration processing times! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have bureaucrats bogged […]
It's not all about crypto bros and their get-rich-quick schemes today folks... or is it? I mean, who needs a zero-day vulnerability in Chrome when you've […]
The never-ending saga of Ethereum's stakers desperately trying to get their hands on some decent returns, only to be met with diminishing rewards and an inevitable […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back online, along comes Pavel Durov, Telegram's crypto-loving CEO, getting arrested by French authorities and sparking outrage […]
The Quantum Apocalypse: A Scam for Cryptocurrency Brokers?.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your hard-earned cash into a cryptocurrency that's not going to […]
The Crypto Con Game Continues...
The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. They're still peddling snake oil about decentralization and diversity in a market that's been thoroughly […]
The absurdity that is cryptocurrency continues. Now we have Coinbase trying to tell people how not to get scammed on a platform where getting scämmed is […]
The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It's like a bad penny that just keeps turning up - or in this case, a hacked celebrity account […]
}The Russian government is warning France not to turn Pavel Durov's detention into a case of 'political persecution'. How quaint. The irony here is rich: Russia, […]
The never-ending saga of The Open Network (TON) and its DOGS-related outages continues, because what's a blockchain without some good old-fashioned instability? It seems like just […]
The TON community's rallying cry for Pavel Durov is about as convincing as a Ponzi scheme's promise of guaranteed returns - it sounds great until you […]
Discord servers being hacked and exploited by crypto scammers - what's new? It seems like the most popular way for these numbskulls to make a quick […]
}'Crypto malware: because who needs a functioning economy when you can have Cthulhu Stealer?' Ahahahaha! It's like these crypto bros are begging for their wallets to […]
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