Tether Unleashes Kraken on Celsius Network in $2 Billion Battle of Who Can Be Most Petulant
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of buzzwords: "Decentralized", "Artificial Intelligence", "Blockchain-based" - it's like a crypto bro vomited all over my keyboard! But seriously, […]
Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]
The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]
Let's get this over with already! Another day, another crypto company getting sued for its shoddy practices. This time it’s Multichain Foundation Ltd., which has been […]
The great unwashed masses are at it again! Who needs a bank account when you can have your very own self-custody debit card? MetaMask has partnered […]
Cryptocurrency continues its downward spiral into obscurity as more people realize it's just a bunch of worthless numbers floating around on computers created by nothing but […]
It's time again to talk about some crypto nonsense - specifically a new protocol called Gearbox Protocol which promises to unlock greater access to capital across […]
It's official now - Xapo Bank is finally here! Because what every country needs more of is a bank that thinks it can make money by […]
The Paxful co-founder gets caught with his pants down for failing to do even the bare minimum when it comes to anti-money laundering protocols! What's next, […]
Here we go again - another bunch of crypto bros trying to make a buck off their "blockchain security" nonsense. Chaos Labs has somehow managed to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Over 2,000 Australians got their wallets hacked because they can't even be bothered to secure them properly. And you […]
It's time again to talk about blockchain technology and its 'revolutionary' applications - this time, it's Web3 gaming! Because what we really need is for more […]
The eternal saga of cryptocurrency's most ardent fans getting fleeced by hackers and scammers continues unabated! This time, it’s India-based exchange WazirX that finds itself on […]
Crypto traders are at it again - this time they're warning of an impending doom for Ether's price, which is currently trading above $2K. Analysts like […]
The great Ethereum experiment is continuing with all its might - or should I say, with an ever-increasing amount of issued Ether? It seems like the […]
The utter desperation of the crypto bros never ceases to amaze me! Here we go again with another wild-eyed promise that's just begging to be debunked […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
The extradition decision is a no-brainer for New Zealand's Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith - it's about time Kim Dotcom faced justice after his alleged piracy empire […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're coming up with some new framework called TCAF (Token Capital Adequacy Framework) because their precious stablecoins […]
Oh boy, it's time for another installment of "Crypto Bros Get Caught!" I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is […]