Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
The most thrilling thing that's happening right now is Apple finally allowing other developers access to its NFC chip, because you know what was really holding […]
Crypto bros are at it again! Trying to ban something they don't understand because it's "central bank" (code for: scary government). Meanwhile, actual experts like jstolfi […]
Japan's economy is booming! Who would have thought? With an annualised 3.1% growth spurt, it seems like everyone in Tokyo has finally figured out how to […]
It looks like Mars Inc just made some major moves by snatching up Kellanova for $36 billion - talk about making your move on the snack […]
Another day, another crypto exchange bites the dust (or rather, gets its users' funds embezzled). ezBtc and founder David Smillie are just the latest additions to […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to make cryptocurrency look good for once - it's not going so badly after all, they're saying! Five million users […]
Here we go again with another thrilling tale of cryptocurrency woes! Binance's Tigran Gamabaryan got himself locked up in a Nigerian prison, because what could possibly […]
The inevitable has happened - more numbskulls have convinced themselves they're going to get rich quick by investing in a currency made of thin air, courtesy […]
You know who's really good at hiding money? Cryptocurrency enthusiasts in Argentina! They've been stashing it away for years without paying any tax on it - […]
Another day another bunch of politicians making promises they can't keep about Bitcoin, because what's more fun than watching them get their fingers burned on this […]
It's about time the French took some actual action against these crypto bros who've been scamming people left and right. But let's be real here - […]
You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." But when a Chinese company like Lenovo makes billions in revenue while beating estimates […]
Cryptocurrency is a scam, folks! And it looks like even some of its biggest supporters are starting to get on board with that idea. Senator Chuck […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]
Let's get this over with already! Crypto lending platform Euler Finance finally got around to announcing that they spent a whopping FOUR MILLION DOLLARS on security […]
Oh boy here we go again with another silly development in crypto land where people think making money out of thin air will somehow magically make […]
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