The crypto bros can't get enough of these ETFs! It's like they're trying to turn their entire lives into one big game of casino roulette. $61 […]
The crypto world is at it again, folks. Linea just got its first contributor for an open-source L2 rollup project because apparently someone finally remembered that […]
The never-ending saga of crypto companies fighting with regulators over their own incompetence continues! Greenidge Generation Holdings Inc., yet another bitcoin mining operation that can't seem […]
So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they're […]
Ahahahaha! Look at this clown trying to regulate something that's inherently worthless - cryptocurrency! It's like putting lipstick on a pig, folks. The Seychelles government is […]
Another day another dollar and more idiots falling for scams on crypto land! You'd think these guys would learn by now but noooo, they just keep […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious WBTC! It's like they're still living in the good old days of 2017 […]
The incompetence never ceases to amaze me! It's like these folks are begging to be robbed blind by hackers and scammers. A COO getting their account […]
The never-ending parade of malware and scams that plague the cryptocurrency world! And what a doozy we have here: Styx Stealer, a piece of software so […]
The never-ending saga of Dogwifhat's spectacular implosion! Who needs a functioning economy or actual value when you can just create a bunch of numbers on a […]
The never-ending saga of Ripple's XRP case against the SEC continues to provide us with endless entertainment. Because what could possibly be more thrilling than a […]
Let me tell you about Toncoin's latest "breakout" - because what every cryptocurrency needs is another arbitrary technical pattern being touted by some self-proclaimed genius who […]
The German Information Security Office is finally telling people what we've all known for years: cryptocurrency storage is a hot mess waiting to happen. Because who […]
The regulatory tidal wave is finally coming for crypto, you numbskulls! It's about time those reckless speculators were brought under the same rules as real money. […]
The weekend wrap: where we round up all the crypto disasters that didn't make it into your local paper because they're not sexy enough for a […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
Another day, another crypto bros' wet dream about making cross-border payments easier with USDC - because nothing says "easy" like using a stablecoin that's only useful […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of crypto crooks getting caught with their hands deep in the digital cookie jar. You'd think they would've […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another bunch of accountants trying to make sense out of this crypto nonsense. The UAE is partnering with ICAEW (Institute […]
Ripple's CEO Brad Garlinghouse must have been counting his chickens before they hatched because now that he has won this case - or rather had it […]
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