The eternal optimists are at it again! The crypto bros can't get enough of their precious 'altseason' predictions. Meanwhile, in the real world, Bitcoin's dominance is […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues - A Recovery to $3K? Please.
With all due respect (not really), it's about time someone took a closer look at the dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency. The CFTC eyeing Polymarket? Finally! […]
The saga continues: SBF's neurodivergence gets a free pass from the media, while his crimes get a slap on the wrist.
The never-ending saga of Bitcoin wrappers, where the only thing more abundant than hot air is speculation about their backing. It's like watching a train wreck […]
The never-ending saga of one scammer acquiring another's assets continues! It seems like just yesterday I was making fun of Coinbase for setting up shop in […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros trying to scam their way into relevance continues with the latest funding round for Celestia Foundation's modular data availability layer […]
Sweden's latest move shows that even in a world where cryptocurrency enthusiasts think they can hide from reality, there are still authorities willing to call out […]
ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Have Inflated Numbers?.
Just when you thought cryptocurrency was a dying fad for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick...along comes Ben Caselin from VALR touting the wonders […]
The Great Australian Central Bank Digital Currency Conundrum: Because Who Needs Retail When You Can Have Wholesale?.
Bybit Türkiye gets recognized by Turkish regulators - because that's exactly what Turkey needs, more crypto nonsense to confuse its already befuddled citizens.
The eternal struggle between Ethereum's dwindling relevance and Bitcoin's continued dominance. It seems like every week we get a new report about how one of these […]
Banks are jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon faster than a teenager at an all-you-can-eat buffet! Commerzbank is now partnering with Deutsche Börse's subsidiary, Crypto Finance, to […]
Iggy Azalea's new online casino 'Motherland' - because what the world really needed was another cryptocurrency-powered money pit to lose your shirt in.
Not everyone is a loser in crypto land it seems. A diamond hands Ethereum investor has made $131.7 million over two years by holding onto their […]
Just when you thought the crypto market was dead, along comes East Asia to save it with its institutional adoption of blockchain technology. Because what could […]
The never-ending saga of Bitcoin and Ether's attempts to be taken seriously continues with Tuesday's influx of cash into various exchange-traded funds (ETFs) - a whopping […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Ethereum's open interest has hit a 20-month high and everyone is getting all excited about it. Let me tell you something, […]
The Bank of Korea's latest scheme is just what you'd expect from an institution that clearly has no concept of irony: launching a digital currency trial […]
The art of predicting market trends is like trying to predict when your crypto bro will finally realize that his 'investment' in buttcoin has tanked - […]
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