Don't look now, but it seems the crypto bros are at each other's throats. This time around, Coinbase is trying to strong-arm the Commodity Futures Trading […]
Well, isn't that just peachy? Another chance for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be disappointed once again. Bitwise has filed for a […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... PayPal and Ernst & Young have decided to take the plunge into stablecoins. […]
The UK's city minister Tulip Siddiq is at it again, pushing for blockchain gilts despite the government's concerns that she's about as informed on this topic […]
}The latest move by Robinhood to attract gullible Europeans into their crypto trap is a doozy - they're introducing cryptocurrency transfers in Europe! Because what's more […]
The crypto industry, where innovation is just a myth and patent trolling is an art form. Because what's more innovative than creating fake patents to fleece […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... a Dutch regulator has finally woken up to the fact that cryptocurrency pump-and-dump […]
It seems like Ethereum's 'ultrasound money' narrative has finally reached its crescendo - or should I say, deflation? The inflation rate on the platform has skyrocketed […]
The world's greatest investment opportunity, or so I'm told by the crypto bros at TeraWulf! They've just sold their stake in a 200 megawatt Bitcoin mine […]
Crypto bros can't get enough of their precious ETFs! It's like they're trying to out-idiom the idiotic idea that throwing money at a bunch of numbers […]
After all these years, I'm still waiting for someone to tell me what's the point of writing about cryptocurrency prices every day. It seems like Groundhog […]
The never-ending saga of spot ETFs losing their shirts while Ethereum somehow manages not to completely tank is a true marvel of the crypto universe.
Fungibility, the buzzword du jour in crypto-land! Or should I say, fungi-bility? Because let's face it, if your precious Bitcoin can be labeled as 'tainted' by […]
The Ethereum price drop is music to my ears - a symphony of schadenfreude playing out in the cryptocurrency market. The once-mighty Ether has been reduced […]
It's that time of year again - Uptober is here! The crypto bros are dusting off their crystal balls, donning their lucky socks, and making outlandish […]
Binance Secures Regulatory License in Kazakhstan: Because One Scam Isn't Enough for Central Asia... Yet.
AI Tokens: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have A Nice Sounding Name?.
The memecoin market is back, baby! Or so Alex from Sundog wants you to think. This dog-themed Tron blockchain project has over 500,000 holders and features […]
The never-ending saga of 'this is the moment' for cryptocurrency adoption continues, with investment managers convinced that options on spot Bitcoin will finally bring in the […]
This is what happens when you create a system where anyone can spin up their own 'decentralized' exchange with no oversight or regulation: utter chaos and […]
Just when you thought crypto was dead in the water... Not!.
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