A week of unfulfilled promises: Crypto's latest 'rebalancing' act has left investors wondering if anyone really knows what they're doing.
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing money at their precious ETFs continues! Despite Grayscale's GBTC and ETHE losing a combined $22 million on Friday (ouch, […]
Let's cut through all this hype and get to the meat of it: cryptocurrency is a scam for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick […]
Just when you thought the world was running smoothly with all those crypto bros making bank on their worthless tokens, the G7 comes along and tells […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, transfer some cash around without getting fleeced by crypto bros.
How nice of Goldman Sachs to change its tune on gold just when everyone's attention is elsewhere - namely, cryptocurrency, which continues to tank in value […]
The Great EigenLayer Heist: Because Who Needs Security When You're Worth Billions?.
So the crypto bros are still at it, touting their precious Bitcoin as some kind of legitimate investment opportunity. Meanwhile, CleanSpark's CEO Zach Bradford is out […]
The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their nonsense about Bitcoin's supposed rise and altcoin recoveries. Meanwhile, we're still waiting for someone to explain why […]
Just when you thought the world was finally free from the scourge of cryptocurrency, along comes Swift, the venerable institution that has been keeping international transactions […]
Just another day in crypto-land where prices bounce around like they're attached to pogo sticks and experts are as useful as trying to predict which way […]
The IMF is still trying to tell El Salvador that adopting Bitcoin as legal tender was a bad idea, but it seems like they're speaking into […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency companies partnering up and pretending they're making a difference continues! Today's instalment features 21.co teaming up with Crypto.com for some Bitcoin […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Congress is at it again with their latest attempt to regulate cryptocurrency (read: […]
With all due respect (not that I have any) to the esteemed diplomats and analysts quoted in this article, has anyone noticed what's been missing from […]
The eternal optimists of cryptocurrency are at it again! New investors showing confidence? Please, they're just drinking the Kool-Aid and waiting for their get-rich-quick scheme to […]
It's time to call shenanigans on Ethereum again! It seems like an ICO whale has decided it's had enough of this overhyped nonsense and is offloading […]
There's nothing quite like watching crypto bros scramble when their precious Binance starts hemorrhaging trading volume. It seems that September was a particularly brutal month for […]
It's official: Bitcoin ETFs are now richer than most of you will ever be. With over $60 billion worth of BTC at their disposal, these funds […]
Bybit Expands into CIS Region: Because What the World Really Needed Was Another Crypto Exchange.
Hurricane Helene: Because what's a disaster without some Bitcoiners trying to capitalize on it?.
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