You Won’t Believe What Happens When Russia and China Team Up With Brazil to Take Down the US Economy Forever
Brazil's attempt at creating a unified BRICS system: because who needs the dollar when you can have Petro?.
Kevin Nelson
BREAKING: Norways Secret Plan to Catch Up With the Cryptocurrency Giants Exposed – But Honestly Who Needs To?
Norges Bank: We're Not Falling Behind The Crypto Party (But Let's Be Real, You Guys Are Still Way Ahead).
Election Day Apocalypse: The Shocker That Will Wipe Crypto Off the Face of Earth Forever
The crypto space is abuzz with anticipation as the 2024 US presidential election hurtles towards its climax – because what's a little democracy when you can […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When the Nerds of Finance Finally Get Their Act Together – US Dollar in Shambles
Mbridge is like a high school nerd who's suddenly discovered they're actually popular – but only if you agree to do their homework for them.
Ethereum’s Desperate Cry for Help: The Crypto That Was Supposed to Rule It All Now Sells for Pennies on the Street
Ethereum's latest price drop has left some investors wondering if they've been scammed all along (no kidding). The coin that was supposed to revolutionize everything is […]
BREAKING: Bank of America Unleashes Apocalyptic Warning – Abandon Your Stocks, Flock to This One Thing!
Bank of America Declares Gold as 'Last Safe Haven', Forecasts $3k Price: Because When You Can't Print More Money Anymore...
Crypto Collapse Imminent as Secret Society of Desperate Investors Bets Big on Trump’s Re-Election
Crypto enthusiasts have been caught red-handed, literally holding hands with Trump and hoping for his electoral victory to send crypto prices soaring like a bad investment […]
Crypto Anarchy: Binance and Crypto.com Get Served by Rogue DEXs as Bro-Bros Burn It All Down
Just another day in crypto land where 'honest' bros get taken down by their own incompetence & scammers thrive on the chaos. Meanwhile, Jemima Kelly's words […]
Crypto Regulators Are Freaking Out Over Polymarket’s Wild Bet on Trumps Re-Election – You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Slaughtered
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
Japan Refuses to Maturity: Stuck in Crypto Time Warp as Neighbors Cash in Big on Bitcoin
It's like Japan is trying to be the crypto equivalent of a rebellious teenager - all posturing and no actual action. Despite being one of the […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Jump on the Next Big Crypto Craze (Spoiler Alert: It Ends in Ruin for Most)
The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Wild Ride of Fools and Scammers - Meanwhile, Ethereum's Little Red Wagon Keeps on Losing Steam.
L2S Are Doomed as Ethereum’s ‘Blob Apocalypse’ Brings on a New Era of Skyrocketing Fees and Despair
L2s: The Blob-ocalypse is Upon Us.
BRICKS: How One Man’s Desperate Quest for Global Influence Will Soon Enslave Humanity
BRICS, because who needs Western influence when you can just have Russian autocracy? In all seriousness though, it's interesting to see nearly 40 countries participating in […]
BREAKING: UK Unleashes Crypto Tsunami, Drowning All in Its Path With Crushing Regulations That Will Leave You Breathless
UK's Crypto Conundrum: A House Built on Sand? The UK's Financial Conduct Authority is cracking down on cryptocurrency regulations, warning against lowering standards and embracing a […]
BREAKING: SECs Crypto Coup Exposed – Are They About to Drop the Hammer on Us All?
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission's (SEC) crypto crackdown is a perfect example of regulatory overreach - or should I say 'regulatory reach for the sky' […]
Dogecoin Price Plummets: The Shocking Truth Behind Its Deserved Demise
A correction is just what the doctor ordered... or should I say, for this overhyped memecoin? Dogecoin (DOGE) has finally cooled down from its wild ride […]
Crypto Kingpins Unite to Take Down ‘Crypto-Hating’ Elizabeth Warren – The Wolf Pack vs the SEC: Who Will Be Lunch?
You know who's not 'freeing' anyone? Elizabeth Warren and her Anti-Crypto Army - they're more like the Crypto- Oppression Squad! Just when you thought it was […]
I Spent 24 Hours Listening to Crypto Bro Moonshots – Here’s What I Learned About Bitcoin’s Imminent Downfall
The crypto bros and their 'next moonshot' predictions have finally given me something to write about - cringe-worthy enthusiasm for Bitcoin's impending doom! As we enter […]
You Won’t Believe the ‘Revolutionary’ $1 Billion Bet on Toxic Data Centers That Will Ruin Your Life
If you're looking for a way to lose your shirt with some shady investment firm that thinks it's above the law by using fancy blockchain tech, […]
You Won’t Believe How Much Blood, Sweat & Tears Went Into Building Bitcoin’s Newest Playground in Hell: Ethiopia
BitFuFu's attempt to make Bitcoin mining sexy and lucrative has landed it its first physical facility in Ethiopia - because what says 'opportunity' like 80 megawatts […]
You Won’t Believe What Your Grandma’s Old Computer Predicted Bitcoin Would Be Worth Under Trump vs Harris—The Utterly Ridiculous Results Are Shockingly Accurate!
The great Bitcoin prediction experiment: where do we go from here? The highly anticipated 2024 U.S. presidential election is finally here, with Donald Trump vying for […]
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