Pennsylvania's got a 'Bitcoin Bill' that's more like a ' Bitcoin Wish': A bipartisan bill to regulate crypto has been passed by the House, but don't […]
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon and their wallets are gonna be filled with Satoshi's […]
Welcome back to r/buttcoin where we dish out the dirt on cryptocurrency - because let's face it HKEX just wanted an excuse to get in on […]
When will retail investors wake up from their crypto-induced coma? It's been years of false promises and get-rich-quick schemes, but still they stumble into the market […]
Cryptocalypse: When Will Gullible Idiots Learn?.
I mean, it's about time the SEC stepped up its game (or should I say, its Bitcoin mining rig?). The cat is out of the bag […]
The crypto bros are at it again, and this time they're trying to mainline the mainstream with their precious index funds. Grayscale just filed for an […]
It's official: Nigeria can't even get its own cryptocurrency drama right. They just let off Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan after seven months in prison for basically […]
Investors seek shelter from the storm: The latest Coinshares report shows that US investors are throwing money at crypto like it's going out of style - […]
You know what's wild? People still think Bitcoin is the Wild West...of finance.
Looks like someone's been reading too many Russian novels... or trying to get rich quick off the backs of unsuspecting miners! The latest move by Vladimir […]
Elon's wild goose chase: The billionaire CEO thinks he can single-handedly slash $2 trillion from the government budget? Please, let him try to pay for Mars […]
AurumXchange: where crypto meets dirty money.
When you think 'stablecoin', do you picture a tranquil lake or the Wild West? Because that's what Sollayer & OpenEden just unleashed - sUSD, aka liquid […]
The election is coming and all you crypto bros are going to be like 'I Told You So'... said no one ever.
I've got some bad news for all you crypto bros out there who think Bitcoin is going to moon after the election - it's still a […]
Solana's got a new trick up its sleeve - daily fees that are literally making Ethereum look like a grandma who can't keep up with TikTok […]
The Plot Thickens: Will They Let Him Win? A Deliciously Messy Election Looms.
Ethereum's latest dive to a 42-month low against Bitcoin is music to my ears - not because I'm some kind of crypto-hater, but because it just […]
The crypto bros are back, baby! With Tether's $120 billion market cap, the whole 'stablecoin apocalypse' narrative is being rewritten as investors flock to these fiat-friendly […]
It's been another week of crypto circus antics and we're still waiting for someone – anyone! – to come along and explain why they spent all […]
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