US Treasury’s Secret Plan Revealed: How Blockchain Will Finally Let the Elite Cash in on Your Misguided Optimism
A 'New Financial Market Infrastructure'? More Like A New Way for the 1% To Get Rich Off Your Naivety.
Kevin Nelson
You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Betting Markets That Will Make You Rich (Or Broke) Before the Midterms
It's not a scam if you're getting rich off it... eventually.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: The 11 Cryptos That Are About to Get Slaughtered by Your Grandma on YouTube
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going to moon anytime soon. Meanwhile, I'm over here watching […]
HKEX Just Unleashed the World’s Most Half-Baked Crypto Index – Because Who Needs Reality Anyway?
Another attempt to legitimize crypto's questionable existence, courtesy of HKEX - because what could possibly go wrong? The notion that these two behemoths are attempting to […]
Indonesian Teenagers Are So Desperate for Adulting Theyre Willingly Screwing Over Their Futures With Crypto Get Ready to Roll Your Eyes
You know what's wild? Young people are throwing their money at Bitcoin like it's going out of style... and they're probably still living with mom.
You Won’t Believe Who Just Became Bitcoin’s Unanimous Overlord After 100K Crypto Bro Votes Went to This Total Unknown
The crypto bros are at it again! It's like they think a poll is all that matters when we're talking about real-world implications of who gets […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Just Happened to This Embarrassing Crypto Exchange in Slovenia
When a country's securities regulator gives its seal of approval to another entity by granting them an MTF license under MiFID, it's like giving that company […]
You Won’t Believe This Ridiculous New Crypto Sensation That Will Ruin Your Life and Make You Question Everything
If you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more absurd, think again - enter 'goatseus maximus' (GOAT), an AI-driven meme coin that's taken the crypto world by […]
Visa Just Made the Biggest Crypto Mistake of the Century (You Won’t Believe Who They Partnered With Next)
When will Visa learn that partnering up with Coinbase is like dating your ex's best friend – it just doesn't end well for anyone involved!.
Bitcoin Set to Upstage Gold as Secret Ingredient in World Leaders’ Cocktail Shakes – Expert Weighs In
Bitcoin: The Unlikely Candidate for Central Bank Reserves? Really?.
Crypto Bros Gone Wild: The Shocking Donors Who Will Bankrupt America (One Politician at a Time)
The crypto bros are at it again! It's time to put the 'bro' in cryptocurrency, because both Trump and Harris have been getting some serious love […]
BREAKING: Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds as One Guy Owns Entire Planet (Literally) With $30 Billion Bet on Bitcoin
The crypto bros are losing it, and Bitcoin is winning - $30 billion in BlackRock's pockets can't be ignored.
Biden Rushes to Praise Nigerian Leader After Secret Deal Reveals Shocking Web of Corruption That Will Ruin Global Crypto Reform Efforts Forever
Nigeria's crypto cooperation is just a PR stunt for President Tinubu to save face after getting caught in his own web of corruption.
WE’RE ALL DOOMED IF WE DON’T BUY MORE BITCOIN NOW!!! Russia Threatens Global Economic Apocalypse if You Dare Touch Its Secret Crypto Stash
When the going gets tough, the crypto bros get creative... or in this case, when the West is cracking down on its own economy, they just […]
Crypto Mogul Caught Red-Handed: Drink Spiking Scandal Rocks Hong Kong Bar Scene & Shatters All Illusions of Decency in Cryptocurrency World
A crypto trading platform's partner was just stood down for allegedly spiking a job applicant's drink at a Hong Kong bar - because who needs personal […]
Hong Kong Gives You Back Your Money (Literally) – New Rules Will Make Cryptocurrency Riches Even More Lucrative
It seems like even corrupt places are trying to get into this cryptocurrency action, because who wouldn't want a piece of that pie? The government of […]
You Won’t Believe the Wild Crypto Craze Sweeping Brazil – The Nation Is Losing Its Mind Over Bitcoin!
Brazil's crypto craze: Because who needs fiscal responsibility when you can have Bitcoin?.
Bitcoin Miners Go Completely Insane After Halving: Watch as They Frantically Try to Hold on to a Dying Industry
The Bitcoin mining circus continues, folks! It's a real spectacle of incompetence as these self-proclaimed 'entrepreneurs' try to make sense of the chaos they've created.
You Won’t Believe the Insane Wagers Kalshi Is Making in Secret Before the Big Election Bet
Kalshi's got some 'bets' to make before November - and they're not just betting on Trump's hairline staying intact.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Actually Listen to the People (And Take Away Their Financial Data)
It's about time someone in Washington D.C. listened to the American people - those of us not trying to cook up a quick buck or get […]
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