FBI Descends Upon Polymarket CEO’s Mansion in Most Epic Morning Raid Since Breakfast
Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]
Kevin Nelson
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Crypto That’ll Ruin Your Portfolio (But We’re Telling You Anyway)
Impermanent Loss: The Crypto Bro's Kryptonite .
Blackrock Just Went All-in on Bitcoin Mania: $89k Price Tag Sets Off Unhinged Trading Spree
It looks like Blackrock's got its eyes on the Bitcoin pot, folks! Their spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) just set a new daily trading volume record […]
You Won’t Believe the DEEP STATE at Work in Your Favorite Prediction Market (It’s Not What You Think)
The 'Wild West' of prediction markets has just gotten wilder – and more transparently shady - thanks to an exposé on Polymarket's dubious dealings.
Brazil Abandons Sanity Allows Crypto Chaos Unleash Pandemonium on the Economy
Brazil's Latest Foray into Cryptocurrency Regs - Because Who Needs Small Businesses Anyway?.
BROKE FREAKS SPEND ALL LIFE SAVINGS ON BITCOIN: Officials Left Scratching Heads as $1.38 Billion Vanishes Down Crypto Rabbit Hole
Crypto bros are officially losing their minds - or should I say, they're just making it easier to spot them from space? A whopping $1.38 billion […]
XRP About to Plummet Into Oblivion as So-Called Gurus Predict Catastrophic Collapse — The Real Experts Weigh In
Crypto bros are at it again, spewing forth their 'god candles' and 'explosive rallies'. Meanwhile, I'm over here reading Jemima Kelly's takes on XRP like a […]
BREAKING: Trump Stuns Wall Street With Shocking Re-Election Victory – JPMorgan’s MD Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse Plan
The crypto bros have lost their minds! JPMorgan is now salivating at the prospect of Bitcoin's resurgence due to Trump's re-election victory - because what could […]
You Won’t Believe Who Got Slaughtered by Bitcoin’s Latest Bloodbath – The Unbelievable Truth Behind the Mass Exodus
BTFD to BWFID: When spot Bitcoin ETFs go from 'Buy FUD' to 'Sell Everything', who's left holding the bag? In a move that can only be […]
Ethereum’s Insane $2.5K Plunge Is Just the Latest Chapter in Crypto Bro Circus
Crypto bros and their 'final dips' – we've seen this dance before, folks! It's like watching a group of middle schoolers trying to convince each other […]
SEC Just Greenlit Another XRP ETF Filing That Will Ruin Your Life
Regulatory roulette: The never-ending game of crypto cat and mouse - where do we draw the line? A new XRP ETF filing by 21shares has just […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane Demand for Cryptos at Your Local Gas Station – It’s Not What You Think!
Crypto: Because Who Needs Cash When You Can Have A Voucher To Use On The Internet?.
SHOCKING REVEAL: You Won’t Believe the Bizarre Reason Behind Cardano’s Price Plunge Into Madness
ADA's price surge: a rebound fueled by hype and speculation.
Crypto Apocalypse Now: Industry Leaders Unleash Bloody Purge, Mass Layoffs and Fee Hikes
Consensys cuts 20% workforce as Kraken lays off another chunk; Circle raises fees for institutional investors.
Solana’s Desperate Cry for Attention: Institutional Investments Soar 54% as Big Players Laugh All the Way to Crypto Bankruptcy
Solana's 'Ethereum killer' status is starting to look like a fancy way of saying it's still trying to catch up with the big boys - and […]
Binance Boss Admits Crypto Regs Are Finally Getting Out of This Madhouse – But at What Cost?
The crypto bros have finally found something they can agree on: how much of a complete mess their precious cryptocurrency is. Changpeng 'CZ' Zhao's recent fireside […]
BROBAMAJOE Wipes Out 75% of Fortune Overnight as He Panics and Sells Everything Including His Dog for $222,000 in Lousy Interest Rates
Crypto Bro Alert: Millionaire Loses a Cool Quarter Mil on AAVE Panic Selling.
Crypto Kingpin Gets Caught Red-Handed: FBI’s Latest Takedown Will Leave You Wondering How They Didn’t See It Coming (Hint: It Wasn’t That Hard)
The 'Wild West' of cryptocurrency is at it again - this time with a guilty plea that's music to our ears (or should I say, not). […]
Apple Unleashes Mind-Numbing AI-Powered iPhones That Will Ruin Your Life (And Boost Profits)
AI has finally reached a point where it's smart enough to realize that Apple's iPhone sales are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey […]
You Won’t Believe How Much Google Owe Russia in a New Game of Digital High-Stakes Roulette
Russia's got a beef with Alphabet Inc., and they're not afraid to use their considerable digital muscle. The search giant is being squeezed for $20 quintillion […]
You Won’t Believe the ‘Humble’ Motivations Behind $38 Million Donald Trump Bet That’s Making Frenchman Rake It In
Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water... Meet Théo, the Frenchman behind a $38 million pump job for Donald Trump […]
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