Russia's largest financial institution Sberbank is joining a cryptocurrency settlement pilot program this fall because what could possibly go wrong? I'm sure the oligarchs have thoroughly […]
It's official: crypto is still a scam, even when it goes up! A new report from the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia’s Consumer Finance Institute found […]
Just when you thought Arthur Hayes had finally gone full retard by shorting Bitcoin and predicting a correction below $50k... he closes his position because, of […]
The never-ending saga of crypto's Wild West continues as Coinbase's chief legal officer Paul Grewal throws shade at the SEC for being too vague in its […]
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... or rather, invest your life savings in cryptocurrency.
The eternal optimism of crypto enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. They're convinced that this time is different, that bitcoin will somehow magically defy its history […]
} The latest attempt by crypto bros to make us believe that Bitcoin is still relevant: Zest Protocol's new BTCz token. Because what we really needed […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... yet another 'strategic partnership' between two Bitcoin enthusiasts who are apparently oblivious to […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype. We've got Bitcoin (BTC) breaking down below key support levels, but somehow still managing to […]
Just when you thought crypto was dead and buried (again), Helium's native token HNT manages to defy market trends with a whopping 21% surge in value […]
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Uniswap Labs gets charged by the CFTC for offering leveraged crypto trading to […]
Well, it looks like someone's finally figured out what we've been saying all along: cryptocurrency is a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up in our […]
The tokenized Treasury bond bubble continues to inflate like a poorly secured Bitcoin ATM at a crypto conference for gullible idiots. Blackrock and Franklin Templeton's funds […]
It's official! Ethereum has reached new heights - not of price (although that is impressive too), but of brainpower behind its development team. From 25 researchers […]
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Block Scholes and Bybit come along with their report on stability in […]
The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).
You want a playbook on how to fuel memecoin madness? Gotbit's got one! They're like fairy godmothers of crypto market making, waving their wands and conjuring […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram's $400 Million Bet on Nothing.
Toncoin's Wild Ride: A Crypto Bro Frenzy or Just Another Whale-Driven Bubble?.
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