It's about time some politicians finally got it right - crypto is a joke. Senator Hagerty has correctly identified Trump as pro-crypto (because what else could […]
The never-ending saga of tech giants throwing money at AI chips like they're trying out a new flavor of potato chip - only to abandon ship […]
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
Bank of Russia is finally getting its act together and realizing that stablecoins are nothing but a recipe for disaster. It's about time they started taking […]
Another day, another attempt by crypto bros' favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they're fighting against "big government". Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks! This time around, Blackrock's IBIT fund has somehow managed to suck in a whopping $124 million on Monday […]
Russia is finally doing something sensible in regards to cryptocurrency - regulating it. It's not like anyone needs any more proof that crypto is just numbers […]
Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They're trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like […]
Crypto lovers can't catch a break it seems - first they're trying to convince us that their precious crypto has inherent value (spoiler alert: it doesn't), […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Well this was fun - a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood's Vlad Tenev thinks that "regulatory […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Cryptocurrency- what's not to love? It's like watching your money burn away into thin air while pretending it's still valuable because some dude said so! I […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
The cat's out of the bag now - or rather, it jumped into a pit full of its own feces, because this permissionless listing nonsense on […]
You can’t make this stuff up! The Basel Committee has decided to favor stablecoins issued by banks over those created by anyone else because... well, they’re […]
The eternal question: can a cryptocurrency go up? In this case, it's not just about whether Solana (SOL) will rise, but if it'll even get out […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
Russia's latest move into cryptocurrency is as laughable as it gets - they're trying to use the one thing they can't control (because let’s be real, […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another crypto bro trying to justify why his precious memecoins are going to last forever! Jelena Djuric is right […]
The world's most popular pump-and-dump scheme has done it again! In a feat worthy of the great crypto bros' collective genius (read: utter idiocy), Pump.fun has […]
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