The institutional adoption of spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is up again! Whoop-de-doo. Institutional investors are still only holding a paltry 18.7% of total ETF assets […]
And so another crypto bro has fallen for the hype! Dave Portnoy's got $60K BTC and can't get enough of it - poor guy must be […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
The Ripple vs. SEC saga continues with more twists and turns than a bad soap opera. While some lawyers are calling this latest court decision a […]
Another day, another Ripple drama to satirize! Let's break it down: so there was this huge lawsuit where the SEC ( Securities and Exchange Commission) tried […]
The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]
Empire Market: where you can buy all your illicit goods with ease! Because what's better than buying heroin on the internet? I mean who needs face-to-face […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
Inflation is down, yay! I guess you can't call it 'inflated' anymore since prices are just moderately increasing. The average Joe will still be grumpy about […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of incompetence and greed! And now we have another fine example: Coinbase's CB Payments Limited getting slapped with a […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious Bitcoin that they can't even see what's right in front of them – […]
Another batch of crypto startups has managed to swindle investors out of $141 million. Because who needs real returns when you can get 10x your money […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they're getting rich quick. Newsflash: you're not. You're […]
The cryptocurrency market is still reeling from its recent downturn, with many altcoins struggling to regain their footing. However, there are some signs of hope on […]
The grandeur of cryptocurrency is truly a wondrous thing. A whole market built upon nothing but thin air and reckless abandon for good sense. And now […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another overhyped memecoin nonsense! Pump.fun is making waves because it's reached some arbitrary record for monthly agreement income? Who […]
The cryptocurrency community is still trying to wrap its head around this one - a bunch of people are losing money so fast it's like they're […]
Oh boy, here we go again. The latest attempt by crypto bros to legitimize their "industry" is a partnership between Ripple and some financial center in […]
Well, well, well! It seems like we have another instance of trying to make blockchain sound exciting by using buzzwords and overly complicated explanations. Blinks are […]
Oh boy, here we go again with more crypto bros trying to get rich quick and making fools out of themselves! It's like they think this […]
I'm not surprised that Brad Garlinghouse of Ripple is whining about SEC hypocrisy - what else would he say? The guy's livelihood depends on convincing people […]
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