SEC 'regrets any confusion' from dubbing tokens as securities: filing? More like SEC regrets getting caught red-handed for being a bunch of bureaucratic buffoons who can't […]
Yet another cryptocurrency company gets spanked by the SEC for operating outside the law. Who'd have thought? Not me, certainly not after writing about this nonsense […]
Grayscale Launches XRP Trust: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
BREAKING: Another 'major milestone' achieved by a cryptocurrency exchange that's still not worth anything! Because what the world really needed was another licensed platform for speculating […]
The UAE's latest attempt to become a crypto hub: because what could possibly go wrong? The country has just partnered with regulators SCA and VARA to […]
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they're going to get rich quick by trading […]
The Emperor's New Clothes: Donald Trump Launches Crypto Platform Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency investors throwing their money at a product with no inherent value continues to captivate us all. It's like watching a train […]
The Stablecoin Scam: Because Who Needs Real Money Anyway?.
The Great Cryptocurrency Concoction.
Because what we really needed was a digital version of our money that's just as susceptible to hacking and inflation as regular cash. I mean, who […]
The Crypto Industry's Existential Crisis: A Scramble for Relevance in the Face of Uncertainty.
Not another memecoin frenzy! It's like a never-ending cycle of hype and disappointment in the crypto space. Gotbit Hedge Fund is trying to make sense out […]
The Great Dogecoin Bubble Rekindled... Again.
The Crypto Circus Continues: Kraken Adjusts Margin Product Amid Australian Regulatory Frenzy.
The never-ending saga of crypto-native Travala trying to convince us that its platform is a viable way to book travel continues, with their latest 'achievement' being […]
The eternal allure of Roaring Kitty's cryptic posts has memecoin enthusiasts foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs. Keith Gill returns from his two-month hiatus, and […]
And so it begins: Kalshi gets a green light from a federal judge, allowing US citizens to place wagers on November's elections through its prediction market […]
When it comes to cryptocurrency, there's nothing quite like the thrill of watching gullible idiots throw their money at a regulatory stamp of approval. And what […]
It looks like two more crypto bros are jumping ship, but not before they've sucked all the money out of their respective ETFs.
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