The never-ending parade of Tron's "success" continues, and by success I mean a bunch of numbers on a computer that are being used to perpetuate yet […]
Oh boy, another day and more whales are dumping their Solana on us! You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"... but […]
You want to know about cryptocurrency? Well let me tell you something it's just numbers on a computer created from nothing! It has no inherent value. […]
Ripple's chief legal officer Stuart Alderoty has been spouting off about how great their win was against the SEC. Newsflash: a $125 million fine is not […]
The eternal optimism surrounding US bitcoin ETFs continues unabated! Because what's not to be optimistic about? The fact that these funds have lost an eye-watering $18.3 […]
The crypto bros can't catch a break! It seems like Grayscale's ETHE has hemorrhaged $2 billion in just 9 trading days - that's some impressive bleeding […]
It seems like another day in crypto land where something utterly predictable happens and people are shocked - SHOCKED! - that it did so. ZKX shutting […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]
The tokenized Treasury market has seen some growth since July 9th. $110 million added over five weeks isn't exactly setting records for crypto's usual "get rich […]
Well well well, looks like the Bitcoin party is over folks! Funding rates on Binance just reached their lowest point of the year, signaling that everyone's […]
The institutional adoption of spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) is up again! Whoop-de-doo. Institutional investors are still only holding a paltry 18.7% of total ETF assets […]
And so another crypto bro has fallen for the hype! Dave Portnoy's got $60K BTC and can't get enough of it - poor guy must be […]
I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is doubling down on Biden's anti-crypto policies - it just goes to show what a bunch of out-of-touch, crypto-hating elitists […]
The Ripple vs. SEC saga continues with more twists and turns than a bad soap opera. While some lawyers are calling this latest court decision a […]
Another day, another Ripple drama to satirize! Let's break it down: so there was this huge lawsuit where the SEC ( Securities and Exchange Commission) tried […]
The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]
Empire Market: where you can buy all your illicit goods with ease! Because what's better than buying heroin on the internet? I mean who needs face-to-face […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
Inflation is down, yay! I guess you can't call it 'inflated' anymore since prices are just moderately increasing. The average Joe will still be grumpy about […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of incompetence and greed! And now we have another fine example: Coinbase's CB Payments Limited getting slapped with a […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious Bitcoin that they can't even see what's right in front of them – […]
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