Crypto: Because Being Used by Crooks Is Totally Normal in the Early Stages of Growth!
Yes, because nothing says 'early stages of growth' like being used by crooks, scammers, and gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick with their […]
Yes, because nothing says 'early stages of growth' like being used by crooks, scammers, and gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick with their […]
It looks like Binance's favorite employee Tigran Gambaryan is in hot water... again. But this time it's not just about being a crypto bro who can't […]
The Magic Show Continues: OpenAI's Latest Upgrade to ChatGPT.
Just when you thought Elon's Starlink and X were just a couple of overpriced space junk ventures with questionable business models, they get themselves into some […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Along comes another analyst predicting doom and gloom for altcoins unless they […]
The eternal dance of FUD, rate cuts and attempted assassinations - it's a wonder Ether hasn't imploded into nothingness yet. The price tumbles 6% because... well, […]
SEC 'regrets any confusion' from dubbing tokens as securities: filing? More like SEC regrets getting caught red-handed for being a bunch of bureaucratic buffoons who can't […]
Yet another cryptocurrency company gets spanked by the SEC for operating outside the law. Who'd have thought? Not me, certainly not after writing about this nonsense […]
Grayscale Launches XRP Trust: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
BREAKING: Another 'major milestone' achieved by a cryptocurrency exchange that's still not worth anything! Because what the world really needed was another licensed platform for speculating […]
The UAE's latest attempt to become a crypto hub: because what could possibly go wrong? The country has just partnered with regulators SCA and VARA to […]
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they're going to get rich quick by trading […]
The Emperor's New Clothes: Donald Trump Launches Crypto Platform Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency investors throwing their money at a product with no inherent value continues to captivate us all. It's like watching a train […]
The Stablecoin Scam: Because Who Needs Real Money Anyway?.
The Great Cryptocurrency Concoction.
Because what we really needed was a digital version of our money that's just as susceptible to hacking and inflation as regular cash. I mean, who […]
The Crypto Industry's Existential Crisis: A Scramble for Relevance in the Face of Uncertainty.
Not another memecoin frenzy! It's like a never-ending cycle of hype and disappointment in the crypto space. Gotbit Hedge Fund is trying to make sense out […]
The Great Dogecoin Bubble Rekindled... Again.