The eternal optimism of the crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Here we have Adam Reeds, CEO of Ledn, touting Bitcoin collateralized loans as a […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest farce: the quest for decentralization.
The eternal dance of crypto bros trying to virtue signal their way out of getting called a scammer, Vitalik Buterin edition. So the Ethereum co-founder is […]
Just another VC Roundup: Blockchain startups are still managing to raise big bucks in August despite fewer deals being closed with venture capitalists. Because what could […]
} Let's get this straight: a bunch of idiots are still trying to make money off numbers on a computer? Hong Kong is accepting license applications […]
Amodei's AI Hive-Mind: Because What Every Corporation Needs is More Bureaucracy!.
The great decentralization con: Yat Siu's pipe dream.
Solutions without problems: The L2 explosion that's not solving anything - It seems like every other day we hear about another layer-2 (L2) blockchain being launched, […]
The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
The never-ending saga of blockchain technology and its attempt to justify itself as a viable industry continues. In this latest episode of Hashing It Out, we're […]
The 'Crypto President' Strikes Again: Because What America Really Needs is More of Donald's NFTs.
Gavin Wood's Pipe Dream of Free Crypto Transactions - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
In a stunning display of incompetence, TON's blockchain has been down for hours due to an 'unusual load' caused by the launch of Dogs (DOGS), another […]
Bloomberg's Terminal: Because You Clearly Need More Ways to Lose Money on Election Betting.
} The latest from Aptos - because what's more exciting than some obscure blockchain network integrating with another equally unknown tech platform? We've got blind computation […]
It's official: cryptocurrency has become a magnet for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals who prey on them. According to a new […]
I'm not surprised even more governments are trying to get in on the action, but what's next? Will New Zealand start issuing its own currency and […]
After two weeks of crypto bros crying themselves to sleep at night because their precious Ether ETF inflows turned negative, BlackRock finally came through with a […]
The French are at it again! This time they're after Pavel Durov, founder and CEO of Telegram, for allegedly violating EU laws related to content moderation […]
Sky's The Limit for Stupidity: Stablecoins Just Can't Get It Right.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your life savings into some overhyped digital collectibles - NFTs […]
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