BREAKING: New Study Reveals Shocking Truth – 49% of America’s Most Intelligent People Are Actually Just Basic Bro Who Loves Bitcoin
The Great Crypto Con: A Study in Folly.
Doug Martinez
Brazil Launches Revolutionary New Digital Currency That Will Definitely Not Be a Total Disaster (Or So We Hope)
Brazil's latest experiment: because what could possibly go wrong with creating a digital currency that solves the 'trilemma' of decentralization, privacy and programmability? I mean, it's […]
ALL YOUR FINANCIAL PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED WITH ONE SIMPLE PURCHASE OF GOLD COINS: Sound Money Defense League Executive Spills Secret to Avoiding Inflation and Becoming a Laughable Speculator
It's that time of year again when all you need is gold and silver to save yourself from inflation - or so says Jp Cortez, executive […]
Is Your Business Account About to Get Hacked Into Oblivion?
title: 'Paypal Rolls Out Crypto Features for Business Accounts' - A Recipe For Disaster?.
Why This One Crypto Bro Just Got Slapped With a $700k Fine for Trying to Pull the Oldest Trick in the Book… Again!
It's official: another crypto bro has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar... and it just so happens to be a $700,000 fine! Mango […]
You Won’t Believe What Crypto Company Did to Get Noticed by America’s Most Bureaucratic State – IT’S CRYPTO MADNESS!
Transak, the Web3 payments infrastructure provider so desperate to get in on the US market that they're willing to jump through regulatory hoops like a trained […]
Aave Investment Fund: Because Throwing Your Life Savings Into Another Opaque Cryptocurrency Was Exactly What You Needed!
Grayscale's latest fund is like throwing gasoline on the dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency investing. Because what every investor needs is another way to bet their […]
Taurus’ Latest Genius Move Will Make You Sell Your 401k and Invest Everything in a Token Called ‘BULL
Tauruses and Chainlinks: A Match Made In Heaven (Of Gullible Idiots).
BREAKING: Hong Kong’s Insatiable Quest for Financial Disasters Enters Phase 2 as They Release Yet Another Utterly Pointless CBDC Pilot!
Hong Kong's Central Bank Launches Another Doomed Experiment: Because What We Really Need is More Unnecessary Digital Money!.
BREAKING: Web3 Gamers Still Stuck in Digital Dungeon Because ‘Ownership’ Means Squat Without Interoperability (Spoiler Alert: It’s All Just a Bunch of Hot Air)
The Web3 gaming industry has been touting its promise of ownership and interoperability for years now - but like everything in crypto land it's all just […]
BREAKING: SEC’s Top Crypto Cop Abandons Ship After Being Forced to Arrest His Way Out of Over 100 Lawsuits and Still Can’t Catch a Break!
Well, it looks like someone's finally getting out from under all those pesky cryptocurrency lawsuits! Gurbir S. Grewal, Director of the SEC's Division of Enforcement, is […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About EigenLayer – It’s Just Rehashed Old Tech With a Fancy Name!
EigenLayer: because who needs actual value in cryptocurrency when you can just rebrand a bunch of existing tech and call it something new?.
They Stole Our Miners!…Again: Ex-Employees Accused of Swiping Swan Bitcoin’s Business, Proton Management Caught Red-Handed (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn’t the First Time)
}The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest: where the only thing more impressive than their alleged schemes is their ability to get sued for them. This time, […]
DeFi Just Got a Whole Lot More Ridiculous: Introducing Velvet Capital’s ‘Streamlined’ Portfolio Management System – Because You Clearly Needed More Things to Worry About
Just when I thought DeFi was a lost cause, along comes Velvet Capital with its 'streamlined' portfolio management system that's supposed to make trading easier. Because […]
Taiwan Just Released Its Most Brilliant Financial Plan Ever and It Involves Letting Grown Adults Invest in Cryptocurrency
Taiwan's Regulator Allows Professional Investors to Access Digital Asset ETFs, Because Who Needs Protection from Themselves?.
BREAKING: Vitalik Buterin Unveils Plan to Make Ethereum Only Accessible to Millionaires Who Can Afford 1 ETH Staking Requirement Because Decentralization Is Clearly Overrated!
Vitalik Buterin's latest brainwave is a gift that keeps on giving - and I'm not just talking about the laughs it brings me. The Ethereum co-founder […]
You Won’t Believe What’s Left to Crash and Burn: Worldcoin Tokens Up for Grabs in Epic FTX Fire Sale!
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency and bankruptcy continues, folks! It seems like just yesterday we were laughing at the demise of Solana on FTX's auction block […]
HTX Unleashes Utter Chaos: Introducing Babylon Staking and Fractal Scaling – Because Who Needs Security When You Can Have ‘Revolutionary’ Smart Contracts That Will Probably Steal Your Bitcoin!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the blockchain: Babylon staking and fractal scaling - because what could possibly go wrong with […]
Flappy Bird’s Desperate Cry for Help: Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Crypto and in-Game Ads?
They're flapping their way into crypto, but not NFTs... because why bother? The Flappy Bird team has confirmed that its new version will have Web3 integrations […]
PancakeSwap Hits $836B Trading Volume Milestone! Now You Can Lose Even More Money With Our Exciting V4 Update!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, trade some worthless tokens that will inevitably tank again - Decentralized […]
Deus X Capital Drops BOMB: Solstice Labs Launches, Ensuring Your Wallet Will Be a Smoldering Pile of Ash by Next Year!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the digital asset market, Deus X Capital unleashes another brainchild onto an unsuspecting public: Solstice […]
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