Starknet's latest attempt to make cryptocurrency sound slightly less terrible: gasless voting on a blockchain that still sucks up as much energy as a small power […]
MEV Bot: Where Luck Goes To Die A $12 million flash loan taken out by an MEV bot only yielded a paltry $20 in profit. Because […]
The only thing more laughable than a government efficiency commission is Elon Musk trying to run one. I mean, who better to audit the federal budget […]
You know who else thinks they're a genius when it comes to reforming governments? The Crypto Bro's favorite libertarian hero - Elon Musk. That's right, folks! […]
}The never-ending saga of India's cryptocurrency conundrum continues! It seems like the country can't make up its mind about whether to love or hate crypto. One […]
Hedera and IOHK join forces with other crypto companies because they're finally realizing that their precious blockchain is about as secure as a kindergarten playground fence.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Web3 land... Along comes Polygon Labs with their grand vision of unifying all blockchains under […]
A New Synthetix App Chain? Who Cares?.
The crypto bros strike again! This time it's friend.tech, a social media platform that thought they could just magic up some value where none existed (sound […]
Yes it's Pavel Durov again, because who needs actual accountability when you can just blame everyone else for your problems? The man is still trying to […]
Just when you thought Vitalik Buterin was a genius for creating Ethereum (spoiler: he's not), comes the revelation that his charitable efforts yield better returns than […]
Yeah right, because what we really need is another Ethereum scaler trying to be the 'first fast' one. Like it's a competition or something. Rushi Manche […]
}The great NFT segregation of 2024: because what's a little bit of censorship when you're trying to make money off gullible idiots? Magic Eden is at […]
There's a new high in crypto 'excitement' - not that it matters.
It looks like we've got another bunch of useless predictions from those overhyped chatbots that think they're smarter than humans. Newsflash: AI is still just as […]
The FBI's latest warning about North Korea's cyber attacks targeting crypto and defi is a stark reminder that only criminals use this stuff for real. I […]
The never-ending gravy train that is cryptocurrency funding rounds! Another day, another $16 million dropped on a company called Hypernative, because what could possibly go wrong […]
The eternal optimist - always predicting that things will get better and more people will fall for this scam.
The Block Explorer Blues: A Descent into Crypto Chaos.
Well it looks like those crypto kiosk operators are finally getting their comeuppance! A California court has upheld the $1,000 daily withdrawal limit for cryptocurrency ATMs […]
Nigeria's latest attempt at regulating cryptocurrency is a laughable exercise in futility, much like trying to herd cats with rubber chickens. The Nigerian Securities and Exchange […]
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