UNISWAP’S SECRET WEAPON Uniswap Labs’ Latest Layer 2 Scheme Will Make You Richer Than Ever… Or So They Say
New layer 2 blockchain doesn't mean new money, folks - more like a fancy way to keep the same old scams alive and well.
Doug Martinez
Tether’s Secret to Death and Dust Lies in Its Decadent Tea Party Invitations
Tether's 10-Year Anniversary: A Meteoric Rise, Regulatory Hurdles, and a Dash of Deception.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: The Shocking Betrayal of Your Life Savings by So-Called ‘Financial Freedom’ Experts
The crypto bros are at it again - this time trying to convince us that buying and holding is the key to financial freedom (yawn). Meanwhile, […]
Buterin’s Baffling Bonanza Exposed! Billionaire Philanthropist or Cunning Con Artist?!
Vitalik Buterin's latest 'generosity' is just another example of how memecoins are being used as a conduit for scammers and con artists. The fact that he's […]
AI’s Dumb Luck Pays Off: You Won’t Believe the Wild, Insane, Completely Deserved Rise of Goatseus Maximus the Idiot
I can already imagine Marc Andreessen's face when he realized his 'generous' donation of $50k in bitcoin to some AI bot was going into a meme […]
You Won’t Believe What’s Coming Next: Arkham Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse on Unsuspecting Traders
The crypto derivatives market: where reckless abandon meets financial ruin (and a side of Pepe the Frog). It's been a wild ride for your average retail […]
Crypto Apocalypse Looms as Regulators Finally Crack Down on Scam Artists, but Will It Be Too Little Too Late?
Regulation is the only thing that can save cryptocurrency from becoming a Wild West playground for scammers and fraudsters - said no one ever in crypto […]
You’ll Never Be a Crypto Millionaire if You Don’t Listen to Dubai’s Ultimatum – 7 Unlicensed Exchanges Just Got the Boot
Dubai's latest crackdown on unlicensed crypto exchanges should be a wake-up call for all you wannabe millionaires out there: if it sounds too good to be […]
Crypto Bro Heaven: Billionaire VCs Unleash Hellfire on Web3 Projects, Because Who Needs Sanity Anyway?
Venture capital firms Gate Ventures and Boon Ventures are throwing their weight behind a new Web3 startup fund - but don't expect them to be giving […]
Blockchain Revolution or Total Collapse? Experts Weigh in on the World’s Most Overhyped Tech Craze
Blockchain: The Get-Rich-Quick Scheme of Choice for Cryptocurrency Brokers (and Their Lawyers).
DeFi Disaster Unfolds: You Won’t Believe What Happened When Crypto Moguls Tried to Cash Out on DeFi Edge
Liquidity Nightmare: DeFi Edge's Deposit Block Leaves Crypto Investors High and Dry.
You Won’t Believe the Shady Business Deal That Just Went Down on Uniswap, Leaving Experts Speechless
UNI's weekly gain is almost as suspicious as a crypto bro trying to explain why he bought more UNI after it tanked.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Invest Your Life Savings in Virtual Art – NFT Owners Unleash Fury on Gallery Masterminds
A group of 36 disgruntled investors has taken their frustrations to the courts, suing a New York art gallery and artist for allegedly pulling off a […]
EXPOSED: The Wild Ride of RedStone’s Bitcoin Staking Oracles – A Recipe for Disaster in a World Gone Mad
Redstone's Staking Oracle Launch: Because Who Needs Real-World Value When You Can Have FUD-Fueled Hype?.
BOMBSHELL: ETF Guru Unleashes Epic Crypto Catastrophe After Reading One Miserable Book Excerpt – You Won’t Believe What He Said About Ethereum
Someone finally got under Eric Balchunas' skin - but not in a way that'll get him fired from Bloomberg (we're pretty sure). The ETF analyst's attempt […]
Fintech Bro’s Wet Dream Come True: Vaneck Unleashes $30M Fund That’s Just More Money for Crypto Cartels
Fintech bros rejoice! Your precious Vaneck just launched a $30 million fund that's basically a never-ending supply of free money for crypto startups (and their lawyers). […]
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Truth About Crypto’s Latest ‘Game-Changing’ Event – We Went Undercover for Answers
Another Token2049 side event bites the dust, leaving us with a bunch of empty promises from yet another group of crypto bros trying to make a […]
Crypto Armageddon Looms: Hidden Backdoor in Near Network Could Wipe Out Billions in an Instant
Crypto Bro's worst nightmare: Near Protocol vulnerability that could crash entire networks! A Web3 Ping of Death has left us all wondering if we'll ever be […]
Cardano’s Secret Sauce Revealed: How One Guy Saved the World From Scientists’ Boring Meetings
Blockchain-based DeSci: The Latest Fad from Cardano's Lap? (Or Maybe It Actually Works?) - Oct 10, 2024.
Uniswap Just Bet Your Life Savings on Its Own Layer-2 Catastrophe: Meet Unichain – The Ultimate Crypto Trainwreck
Just when you thought Uniswap was just a fancy name for 'I lost my money on Ethereum', they go and create their own layer-2 blockchain network, […]
Bitcoin’s Doomsday Ticket: Get Ready to Buy Insurance Against Your Crypto Meltdown – By Spring 2025!
Crypto bros are having a party and you're invited! The SEC just gave Nasdaq the green light to list options on BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF (think of […]
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