You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Mix Data, AI, and Blockchain According to This One Guy Who Might Be Totally Full of It
Feng's Frenzy: How Chainbase is Converting Blockchain Data into a New Asset Class...or so he claims.
Doug Martinez
XRP Price Jumps 7%: Because Clearly This Time It’ll Be the One to Finally Save You From Your Crushing Despair and Financial Ruin
The never-ending saga of XRP's attempts to cling to relevance continues, with a paltry 7% uptick over the past 24 hours sending its price careening towards […]
NFT Industry in PANIC MODE! Coinbase Launches Desperate ‘Stand With Crypto’ Fund to Protect Their Lucrative Money-Laundering Art Scheme!
Stand With Crypto's latest move is a desperate attempt by Coinbase and its pals to cling to their precious NFTs as regulators start to crack down […]
BREAKING: Nigerian Regulator Suddenly Discovers Existence of Unlicensed Crypto Entities, Threatens to Actually Do Something About It
} The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission is finally cracking down on unlicensed crypto entities because apparently it's been too busy hosting tea parties with them […]
BREAKING: Nomic Introduces Revolutionary New Way to Move Bitcoins Around Without Actually Using a Bank or Exchange… But There’s Still Trust Involved
Just when you thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more confusing, along comes Nomic with its 'decentralized Bitcoin custody engine' that supports Ethereum. Because […]
Decentralized Finance: Because Getting Hacked Out of 6 Million Bucks Is Now Just Part of the Service
Crypto's latest 'innovation': getting hacked out of 6 million bucks! Who needs actual security when you can just use the magic words 'decentralized finance' and hope […]
IT’S OFFICIAL: Trump’s Crypto Platform Launch Will Either Be a Catastrophic Failure or an Existentially Threatening Event Horizon
The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump's crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a […]
Wealth Managers Confess to Being Deluded by Crypto Fever, Proceed to Lose Clients’ Money Anyway
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
VITALIK BUTERIN UNLEASHED: Crypto Kingpin Returns With Frenzied Posting Spree, Leaves Fans Begging for Mercy
Vitalik Buterin: from absent crypto kingpin to X-platform poster boy - what's behind the sudden return?.
Justin Sun’s Latest Scheme Implodes: Sky Drops Wrapped Bitcoin Like It’s Hot Trash, Because Let’s Face It, Who Needs That Much Drama?
It looks like Justin Sun's latest scheme has bitten him back... or should I say, his Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) variant is about to get a nice […]
BREAKING: French Hill Spouts Utter Nonsense About Defi, Probably Gets Paid by Crypto Bro to Do So – MUST SEE FOR ALL YOU NON-CRYPTO GULLIBLE IDIOTS OUT THERE!
} It seems we have another crypto apologist trying to spin a positive narrative about the wonders of decentralized finance (defi). French Hill, chairman of the […]
CHINA’S DIGITAL YUAN IS a $1 TRILLION MIRACLE: Because Who Needs Actual Economy When You Can Just Print Numbers on the Internet?
With great fanfare comes even greater delusion - at least that's what China thinks as it proudly proclaims its digital yuan initiative a massive success with […]
BREAKING: Desperate Stablecoin Loser Adds New ‘Feature’ in Last-Ditch Attempt to Scare Up Some Interest!
The never-ending saga of Circle's attempts to prop up its dying stablecoin, USDC. Because what every blockchain ecosystem really needs is a token backed by nothing […]
Hedera Throws Entire Codebase at Linux Foundation in Desperate Cry for Help: ‘We’re Still Relevant, Right?
Don't get too excited about Hedera's 'generous' contribution of its codebase to the Linux Foundation - it's just a desperate attempt by this cryptocurrency also-ran to […]
BREAKING: You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Why That One Guy on Twitter Said BNB Will Hit $1,000 by Tomorrow (Hint: It Involves a Lot of Hope)
The Great Binance Heist: How a Token's Price Can Be Manipulated with Launchpads and Wishful Thinking.
$130,000 Vanishes Into Thin Air: BaseBros Fi’s Epic DeFi Heist Exposed!
Another day, another BaseBros Fi - that's what I like to call it when some anonymous genius decides to pull off a rug-pull on their unsuspecting […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happens When You Let Your Friends Handle the Family Cryptocurrency: $3.5 MILLION STOLEN, 12 PEOPLE IN PRISON!
I've got a great idea! Let's create a new form of currency that's completely digital, has no inherent value, and is only worth something because we […]
TON-Based Restaking Protocol Secures $100M Institutional Commitment: Because What the World Really Needed Was Another Way to Lose Your Shirt
With great fanfare and no doubt copious amounts of institutional hot air, Utonic's restaking protocol has secured a whopping $100M in commitments from firms like Mirana […]
USDC’s Creator Just Made the Most Shocking, Not-at-All-Predictable Move EVER – Moving Headquarters From Boston to NYC (Hint: It Has Nothing to Do With Tax Incentives)
The Never-Ending Saga of Stablecoin Issuers and Their Breathtaking Lack of Originality.
$18 BILLION BOOM: Retail Investors Flocking to Solana Liquid Staking Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Have Cryptocurrency?
Folks, let's get this over with - another bunch of hot air about cryptocurrency 'growth' that will inevitably end in tears for the poor saps who […]
Buckle Up, Buttercup! Regulators Finally Notice the Train Wreck That Is Uniswap and Decide to Get on Board!
Crypto: Because Nothing Says 'Financial Stability' Like a Wild West Free-for-All.
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