Doug Martinez
Buterin Unveils Shockingly Vague Plan to Save Ethereum From Itself, Because That’s Never Gone Well Before
You know what they say: 'you can't put lipstick on a pig.' Unfortunately for Ethereum enthusiasts, Vitalik Buterin has just tried that very thing. The co-creator's […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Invest All Your Crypto Savings in the Next ‘Meme’ That Solana Hires a Influencer to Promote
Solana price rally: memecoin madness or a recipe for disaster? The 'memecoin craze' is at it again – this time fueling Solana's (SOL) 12% surge in […]
BOMBSHELL: You Won’t Believe What’s About to Go Down in the Wild World of Crypto – Jump Crypto Under Fire!
Pump and Dump Scheme Exposed: Fracture Labs Sues Jump Crypto for Alleged Manipulation.
Crypto.com Just Found Out Its Lawyers Are Liars – And Now It’s About to Get Served Again!
Crypto.com's lawyers are like a bad boyfriend - they keep saying 'it's not over' even though their client is getting served with another Wells notice from […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane New EthOS Phone That’s About to Ruin Your Wallet Forever
Breaking News: Because What You Really Needed Was Another Way to Get Scammed into Spending Your Life Savings on Overpriced Mobile Hardware.
TON: The Secret Ingredient That Will Force Broccoli-Loving Teens Into Drinking Crypto Kool-Aid
Mainstream adoption of DeFi is like asking a teenager to eat broccoli – it's just not happening anytime soon. But, if anyone can make the magic […]
Anthony Pompliano’s Secret to Making Bitcoin Actually Happen (Spoiler Alert: It Involves a Lot of Wishful Thinking)
Crypto bros are at it again... trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon. Meanwhile, Anthony Pompliano over here is just trolling them with […]
You Won’t Believe the Only Way Left for Russia – The Shocking Truth About Its New ‘Digital Doomsday’ Currency
Russia's Digital Rubble: A Desperate Cry for Help in a World That Doesn't Want to Give It Any.
BREAKING: Decentralized Vacation Rental Platform Unleashes Total Anarchy on Unsuspecting Travelers as Dtravel Joins Forces With Mysterious ‘Smart Contracts’ Empire
Just what we needed: another blockchain 'revolution' peddled by crypto bros trying to make a quick buck off naive tourists looking for their next exotic getaway. […]
You’re About to Lose EVERYTHING: 3 Reasons Why the Next Year Will Be a Total Disaster for Your Cryptos
Prediction Season: The Crypto Bro's Guide to DeFi Doom.
Ethereum Is Finally Ready to Blow Up in a Cloud of Gas: The Utterly Unnecessary Pectra Fork That Will Probably Just Cause More Chaos
Ethereum's latest 'innovation' is just a fancy way to say 'we're throwing more gas on the fire of inefficiency'. The Pectra fork and EIP-7742 are all […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Invest in GS Partners’ Latest ‘Metaverse Masterpiece
Scam alert: GS Partners' 'metaverse investments' are just another crypto con - 800K investors worldwide got fleeced for $1B! You know who's not crying over spilt […]
SEC Drops Hammer Down on Crypto World — Will They Finally Get It Right or Just Keep Burning Through Billions?
The never-ending circus that is crypto regulation continues to pull our hair out! Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the pool, […]
DeFiEdge Unleashes Hell on Innocent Retailers: Your Money Is NOW FORBIDDEN
The plot thickens in DeFi's latest drama: DefiEdge, a liquidity management protocol touted as a haven for sophisticated investors, has just thrown its retail customers under […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane Giveaway and Global Domination Plans of HYPERLIQUID – The Crypto Scam That’s About to Change Everything
I'm still waiting for my free Hyperliquid NFT, said no one ever.
Web3 Brands Are Desperate: The Shocking Truth About Blockchain Gamification’s Real Purpose
Blockchain gamification? More like blockchain gimmickry! It's just a fancy way of saying 'task-to-earn' platform where Web3 brands try to lure in users with cheap tricks […]
Telegram Sells Soul to Kazakhstan Dictator – Now Offers Censored Chat Rooms Guaranteed!
Telegram's got itself an invite into the Kazakhstani party, where 'regulatory control' means censorship galore! The Ministry of Digital Development in Kazakhstan has just welcomed Telegram […]
You Won’t Believe the Mind-Blowing Stats That Are About to Make You Rich (In Pseudos) – Experts Weigh In
Altcoin season: because who needs real fundamentals when you can just follow some pseudonymous analyst's Twitter thread?.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Experts Warn of Looming Doom on Eth 2 Apps Due to Insatiable Appetite for Your Hard-Earned Cash
The crypto bros at it again - arguing over what's good for Ethereum 2.0 (L2) layer-2 apps while making bank off their 'expert' advice.
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