The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're using their charm and good looks (or so I'm told) to scam unsuspecting investors out of […]
It's time again for some good old-fashioned crypto-bashing, folks! Bitcoin has somehow managed to 'recover' and now we're all supposed to be excited about altcoins making […]
Now that we've reached peak gullibility, it's no surprise to see a state like Louisiana embracing cryptocurrency as a payment option for its services. Because what […]
Crypto's latest victim: Rari Capital gets roasted by the SEC for its dodgy practices.
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency nonsense continues. It seems that Coinbase is now trying to bring their new 'cbBTC' wrapped Bitcoin asset to Solana, because why […]
There's a reason they call it 'securing' your assets when you put them in an exchange-traded fund (ETF). It sounds like Cboe BZX Exchange and their […]
What's next, a partnership between Filecoin and Enchanted Forests Inc. to solve climate change? 'Decentralized infrastructure' is just code for 'we have no idea what we're […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... of cryptocurrency nonsense.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... A 'contrarian bet' on Ethereum? Are they kidding me? Matt Hougan from […]
DeFi lending protocol Sky is ditching Wrapped Bitcoin like it's going out of style - and who can blame them? It's not just the fact that […]
Suddenly the crypto bros have found a new hero - Nayib Bukele! The Salvadoran President who's been peddling his worthless cryptocurrency like it's going out of […]
Solana: The Cryptocurrency That's Still Trying to Find Its Way Off the Island of Misfit Toys... Again.
Crypto's latest antics are a never-ending circus, folks! This week we've got early Solana Firedancer client Frankendancer making its debut on mainnet (non-voting mode), Arthur Hayes […]
The eternal quest for relevance continues among the crypto crowd. It seems like every week a new 'revolutionary' project is launched to solve all of Ethereum's […]
Vitalik's latest pipe dream: popup cities for the crypto elite.
There's nothing quite as thrilling as watching Qatar throw money at an unproven technology in hopes of becoming relevant again. The launch of their Digital Assets […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's desperate attempts to be taken seriously continues with Securitize's latest move: integrating cross-chain communication protocol Wormhole into their tokenization platform. Because […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Five US States Settle With GSB Group Over Unregistered Crypto Sales... because who needs actual regulations, right?.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]
It seems like the crypto bros are trying to will Ethereum into a parabolic rise, but let's be real, it's just not happening. They're waiting for […]
Well isn't that just peachy? The UK government has finally decided to recognize bitcoin and other digital assets as personal property under English and Welsh law, […]
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