Solana price rally: memecoin madness or a recipe for disaster? The 'memecoin craze' is at it again – this time fueling Solana's (SOL) 12% surge in […]
Pump and Dump Scheme Exposed: Fracture Labs Sues Jump Crypto for Alleged Manipulation.
Crypto.com's lawyers are like a bad boyfriend - they keep saying 'it's not over' even though their client is getting served with another Wells notice from […]
Breaking News: Because What You Really Needed Was Another Way to Get Scammed into Spending Your Life Savings on Overpriced Mobile Hardware.
Mainstream adoption of DeFi is like asking a teenager to eat broccoli – it's just not happening anytime soon. But, if anyone can make the magic […]
Crypto bros are at it again... trying to convince us that Bitcoin is going to moon. Meanwhile, Anthony Pompliano over here is just trolling them with […]
Russia's Digital Rubble: A Desperate Cry for Help in a World That Doesn't Want to Give It Any.
Just what we needed: another blockchain 'revolution' peddled by crypto bros trying to make a quick buck off naive tourists looking for their next exotic getaway. […]
Prediction Season: The Crypto Bro's Guide to DeFi Doom.
Ethereum's latest 'innovation' is just a fancy way to say 'we're throwing more gas on the fire of inefficiency'. The Pectra fork and EIP-7742 are all […]
Scam alert: GS Partners' 'metaverse investments' are just another crypto con - 800K investors worldwide got fleeced for $1B! You know who's not crying over spilt […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto regulation continues to pull our hair out! Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the pool, […]
The plot thickens in DeFi's latest drama: DefiEdge, a liquidity management protocol touted as a haven for sophisticated investors, has just thrown its retail customers under […]
I'm still waiting for my free Hyperliquid NFT, said no one ever.
Blockchain gamification? More like blockchain gimmickry! It's just a fancy way of saying 'task-to-earn' platform where Web3 brands try to lure in users with cheap tricks […]
Telegram's got itself an invite into the Kazakhstani party, where 'regulatory control' means censorship galore! The Ministry of Digital Development in Kazakhstan has just welcomed Telegram […]
Altcoin season: because who needs real fundamentals when you can just follow some pseudonymous analyst's Twitter thread?.
The crypto bros at it again - arguing over what's good for Ethereum 2.0 (L2) layer-2 apps while making bank off their 'expert' advice.
New layer 2 blockchain doesn't mean new money, folks - more like a fancy way to keep the same old scams alive and well.
Tether's 10-Year Anniversary: A Meteoric Rise, Regulatory Hurdles, and a Dash of Deception.
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