Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your life savings into some overhyped digital collectibles - NFTs […]
Radix's latest round of layoffs is just another nail in the coffin of this DeFi dumpster fire.
So another genius in the crypto space has come up with a new way for miners to sell their future hashrate - because what's more valuable […]
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
The never-ending parade of crypto bros trying to make it big in Japan continues! Oasys, a blockchain platform for Web3 gaming (read: another way for people […]
title: Crypto Owners Are Psychopaths (But We Already Knew That).
They're at it again - Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank have joined forces to launch a Bitcoin hedge fund because what could possibly go wrong? A […]
Vitalik Buterin's DeFi Drama Unfolds - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Crypto Ecosystem?.
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency... Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan's health is taking a turn for the worse after six […]
It's Batshit Season Again! Or is it? The eternal question on the lips of crypto enthusiasts everywhere - will this be the time when their precious […]
The eternal dance between crypto thieves and their wannabe white hat rescuers continues. A team of self-proclaimed 'SEAL' operatives, armed with nothing but a penchant for […]
It's not every day you see a billionaire tech mogul getting taken down by the French authorities for reasons that have nothing to do with his […]
The latest harebrained scheme from the cryptocurrency crowd: tokenizing airdrop points because apparently that's what we've been missing in our lives - more ways for scammers […]
The never-ending saga of crypto jargon that no one understands continues with the latest development from EigenLayer: native token restaking for layer-2 scaling networks. Because what's […]
The DePIN dream: a blockchain-powered VPN for all...or so they say.
Ether's price chart is signaling a potential rise to levels not seen since the launch of spot ETFs in July? Yeah right, because nothing says 'legitimate […]
The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.
Proof-of-Ink by Gavin Wood: The Tattoo That Will Secure Your Web3 Privacy, or So He Claims (Yawn).
The eternal struggle of cryptocurrency enthusiasts to pretend that their precious blockchain technology is more than just a fancy way to move numbers around.
Well, it looks like another crypto bro's scheme has come crashing down around his ears! Austin Michael Taylor, founder of Clucoin, is now singing like a […]
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