The cryptocurrency industry's favorite game: "Let's pretend we're not all just speculating on a bunch of worthless tokens!" This time around, it seems like VC firms […]
The great crypto dance continues! It's like a never-ending episode of "Swan Lake" out there, with exchanges and regulators twirling around each other in a delicate […]
The great Ethereum ETF experiment has officially ended with a whimper, not a bang. It's like watching a friend invest all their savings into Beanie Babies […]
The Trump brothers' latest get-rich-quick scheme has finally been revealed: "digital real estate" crypto venture that's going to disrupt the financial world (yawn). Because what we […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest hour (or should I say, worst). WazirX has finally restored balances on their exchange, but let me guess what comes […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: MEV attacks! Because what could possibly go wrong when you give a bunch of bots free reign to manipulate […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
You've got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like "Web3" and "GameFi". HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services […]
The eternal tale of Microstrategy's bitcoin bonanza: where one man's folly becomes another man's fortune (or not). It seems Michael Saylor has finally managed to catch […]
The never-ending saga of who can hold more worthless numbers on a computer: Grayscale or Blackrock? It's like watching two geriatric accountants compete to see who […]
Because what we really needed was another way for crypto bros to virtue signal about their commitment to sustainability while still peddling useless tech fantasies - […]
In a move that screams "we're trying to make up for lost time in the crypto bear market," Polychain Capital has invested $6.7 million into a […]
The never-ending parade of crypto bros touting their "strategic investments" and "blockchain innovation". Let's take a closer look at this half-baked report from HTX Ventures, shall […]
The absurdity of it all! Democrats are now launching a "Crypto for Harris" initiative because, apparently, they think this will somehow help their candidate win. As […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
Oh joy, another "revolutionary" token that will supposedly change everything in cryptocurrency and make all our wildest dreams come true. Let's see how long this one […]
Another day another delusional rich person spewing their nonsense about cryptocurrency! Robert Kiyosaki is one of those guys who thinks he's a financial guru just because […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to convince us all about how DeFi is back from the dead (or was it […]
You want me to write about this Finder survey predicting that bitcoin will reach $87K by 2024? Please! The crypto bros have been saying it's going […]
The Bitcoin 2024 Conference is like a never-ending parade of clueless politicians trying to sound smart on cryptocurrency, but all they manage to do is make […]
Oh boy, Grayscale's at it again! Launching two new trusts because they think AI and scalable blockchain tech will make them rich off gullible investors. Like […]
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