Cryptocurrency's latest trend is animal-themed coins for charity - who would've thought? Vitalik Buterin, Ethereum co-founder, decided that instead of letting these tokens just collect dust […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Zcash's founder is now pushing for a hybrid PoS upgrade because they're still trying to cling on after getting delisted […]
Oh boy, here we go again – another investment fund from Grayscale for the gullible masses who want to get in on the MakerDAO gravy train! […]
Chinese leaders are scrambling to revive their economy after a series of lackluster indicators revealed an alarming slowdown in factory output and consumer demand. It seems […]
Well well well! Looks like more suckers are about to throw their money into digital "assets" that have no inherent value and are created from thin […]
The never-ending saga that is crypto continues unabated - it's like watching paint dry but with more financial ruin for those poor souls who still believe […]
The age-old question: how low can you go? It seems like every week there's a new entrant into this ridiculous space trying to make it sound […]
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with more drama and chaos. It seems like Grayscale's ETHE can't catch a break as they report another massive […]
What's next for these Bitcoin ETFs? Will they continue to attract billions of dollars in inflows, or will it all come crashing down like a house […]
Let me tell you something about these so-called "Ethereum ETFs". They're just fancy ways for investors to throw their money at Ethereum without actually having to […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
Big pharma's latest scheme is like something out of a bad soap opera: Johnson & Johnson (the good guy) versus thousands of cancer patients who claim […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto exchange gets shut down for being a dodgy operation and now Ohio residents can't get their hands on more […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think that by lobbying Canadian politicians they can somehow make cryptocurrency mainstream. Newsflash: nobody cares about your precious […]
Here we go again: another cryptocurrency shenanigan unfolding like clockwork. It's almost as if these guys are trying their best to make us all laugh with […]
It's official: one Swiss banking giant is so desperate it can't even keep its own real estate fund from imploding – but hey, at least they're […]
Crypto-love is in the air and it's not just about romance! It seems like everyone wants a piece of Ethereum these days. Boomer Saraga thinks that […]
Another day another dump in Ether's value because it turns out that even whales can't keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! […]
Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]
The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. "Ethereum's scaling solutions are a success!" they cry, as if somehow magically making transactions cheaper […]
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