The eternal optimism of economists. Goldman Sachs thinks a recession is less likely? That's like saying your aunt at Thanksgiving says she's lost weight and you're […]
The great Vitalik's latest intellectual endeavor: "defensive accelerationism" (d/acc). Because what the world really needs is another buzzword-laden concept from a cryptocurrency enthusiast with a penchant […]
It seems like PwC's China operation is in a bit of hot water, with over half its corporate clients jumping ship after regulators started investigating their […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
The eternal optimism of Senator Bill Hagerty, still clinging onto the hope that cryptocurrency might one day become more than just a playground for speculators and […]
The eternal dance between investors and their crypto toys continues, with a net inflow of $11M into Bitcoin spot ETFs on Aug 15th. Meanwhile, GBTC loses […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling episode of "Crypto ETFs: Where The Money Flows (Or Not)". And what do we have today? A bunch of […]
Oh boy, crypto bros still don't get it! They think they can just keep buying up worthless tokens like Dogecoin (DOGE) and Toncoin (TON), hoping for […]
The Supreme Court's decision to overturn Chevron deference is a big win for common sense in the face of regulatory overreach by unelected bureaucrats like Gary […]
Well, isn't that just peachy? The crypto bros are finally getting what's coming to them - a good ol' fashioned beatdown from the US Secret Service! […]
Oh joy, another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at US spot bitcoin ETFs like they're going out of style! Meanwhile, ether ETFs […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by getting approved for a traditional investment product. I mean, who needs actual […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling update from the world of crypto! US Bitcoin ETFs have seen yet another massive influx of cash - $192 […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
The crypto bros can't even get it right when it comes to ETFs! Blackrock's ETHA has raked in $901 million since July 23rd while Fidelity's FETH […]
You know what's coming next - another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it'll make them rich […]
You know what's hilarious? People still trying to make money off this joke called cryptocurrency after all these years! Jamie Coutts thinks he’s some kind of […]
Oh boy, Ethereum's price is up today because... wait for it... the market has recovered! I mean who wouldn't want to buy something that was worth […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam has reached new heights and is making its investors richer...for now. EigenLayer TVL hits a whopping $12.9 billion […]
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