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Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time

Crypto NewsHackRegulation/Negotiation 2 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of a person running away from an oversized clock that is chasing them while in the background there are falling coins and dollar bills, representing money being lost due to time pressure. The runner's face shows panic as they look back at the approaching clock with fear. In front of the runner lies scattered papers with cryptic symbols resembling cryptocurrency codes mixed with broken chains symbolizing freedom from scams but also a sense of loss. A faint image of an Arizona map can be seen in the background, subtly hinting at the geographical context of the warning.

Here we go again… another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto “investments”. You know what’s not surprising? The fact that only criminals use this stuff! I mean, come on, who else would fall for promises of unrealistic returns and get-rich-quick schemes?! It’s like they say: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. And let me tell you something, folks, cryptocurrency has no inherent value – it’s just numbers on a computer created from nothing! Only scammers demand payment in crypto because that way they can avoid paying taxes and get away with their crimes.

Source: bitcoin.com

Arizona AG Warns Scammers Always Find New Ways to Steal Your Money With Crypto
https://news.bitcoin.com/arizona-ag-warns-scammers-always-find-new-ways-to-steal-your-money-with-crypto
Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes has issued a warning about the rising threat of cryptocurrency scams targeting vulnerable individuals, especially seniors. These scams include fraudulent investment schemes, impersonation of businesses or government entities, and blackmail, exploiting the public’s lack of cryptocurrency knowledge. Mayes urged residents to verify suspicious claims, avoid sharing personal information, and report any suspicious activity to authorities. Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes issued a warning on Monday […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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