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Apple Unleashes Mind-Numbing AI-Powered iPhones That Will Ruin Your Life (And Boost Profits)

FeaturedNewsRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson November 2, 2024

A dimly lit room filled with people staring blankly at their iPhone 16 screens as a robotic voice narrates the summarization of notifications, while in the background, an Apple logo glows ominously. The screen displays a sea of identical faces, all lost in a world of AI-driven monotony.

AI has finally reached a point where it’s smart enough to realize that Apple’s iPhone sales are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey who needs actual excitement when you can have augmented reality notifications?.

Source: cointelegraph

Apple’s AI-enhanced iPhones help tech giant’s earnings beat expectations
https://cointelegraph.com/news/apple-ai-iphone-helps-q4-earnings-beat
Apple’s artificial intelligence-enhanced iPhones pushed its latest earnings past Wall Street’s expectations, but a muted outlook for this quarter dampened its share price after the bell. Apple’s fourth-quarter 2024 results on Oct. 31 reported revenue hitting $94.9 billion, up 6.1% from last year and beating analyst estimates of $94.6 billion.  Its earnings per share came in at $1.64, up from $1.46 in the year-earlier quarter and 10% more than Wall […]

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